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+rep Good biker yes
-- Espy on #Debian
🤤
Bender: Hey! What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one
hooker.
😲
Another war ... must it always be so? How many comrades have we lost
in this way? ... Obedience. Duty. Death, and more death ...
-- Romulan Commander, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2
😙
When nothing can possibly go wrong, it will.
😚
To the systems programmer, users and applications serve only to provide a
test load.
🤑
"Not only is God dead, but just try to find a plumber on weekends."
--Woody Allen
🤕
I have that old biological urge,
I have that old irresistible surge,
I'm hungry.
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Peter: Joe, I've had new neighbors before but none of them were half the man you are. And since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.
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