Maditus's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:59pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:45pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:26pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:59pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:10pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 9:09am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:29pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:12am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:01pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:28pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:39pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:53pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:53pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:53pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:55pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:59pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:00pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:23pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:35pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:22pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:44pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 9:10am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:49pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:07pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:01am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:01am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:57am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:55pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:59pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:23pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:09pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:52pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:52pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:00pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:21pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:28pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:58am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:53pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:29pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:22pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:57pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:55pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:04pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:00pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:01pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:14pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:01pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:31pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:33pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:34pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:42pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:13am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:14pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:49pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:16pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:56am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:12am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:28pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:49pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:01pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:38pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:47pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:47pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:47pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:59pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:07pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:45pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:56pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:01pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:24pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:37pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:13pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:54pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:05pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:43pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:43pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:33pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:56pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 9:42pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:34pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:15am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:01am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:29am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:28pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:53pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:10am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 2:37pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:33am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:23pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 9:34am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:49pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:31pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:17pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:34pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:57pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:45pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:05pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:06pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:27pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:52pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:19am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:37pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:17pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:49pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:33pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:35pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:25pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:53pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:53pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:06pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:48pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:29pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:53pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:11pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:38pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:53pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:28pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:05pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:21pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:00am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 9:09am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:53pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:32pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:10pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:38pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:50pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:18pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:23pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:23pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:31pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:46pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:47pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:03am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:49pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:50pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:14pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:28pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:12am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:28pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:01pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:53pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:56pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:10pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:23pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:30pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:47pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:36pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:36pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:15pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:05pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:05pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:34pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:21pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:39pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:21am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:34pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:00pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:55pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:56am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:12am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:28pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 1:23pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:24pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:49pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:01pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:00pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 3:16pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 9:42pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:11am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:28pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:53pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:59pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:07pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:11pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:46pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:20pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:23pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:18am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 2:31pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:05pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:06pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:05pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:07pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:12pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:10pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:12pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:21pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:21pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:01am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 7:31pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:33am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 27 Feb @ 4:21am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:53pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:03pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:28pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:50pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:53pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:53pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:53pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:08pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:15pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:24pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:46pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:56pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:13pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:13pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:35pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:10pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:19pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:46pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:56pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:13pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:34pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:09pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:12pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:41pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:01pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:28pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:35pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:53pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:53pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:31pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:54pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:06pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:16pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:55pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:40pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:02am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:12am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:28pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:53pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:23pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:19pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:05pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:53pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:53pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:06pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:11pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:23pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:41pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:56pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:08pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:09pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:01am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:14pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:11pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:03am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:57am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 10:33am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 11 Feb @ 3:59am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 27 Feb @ 3:31pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:57am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 15 Feb @ 8:41pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 26 Mar @ 12:50pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:13pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:13pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:39pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:13pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:05pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:05pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:21pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:22pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:11pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:23pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:30pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:47pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:56pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:13pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:53pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:18am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:10pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:13pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:21pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:21pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:11pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:35pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:21pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:11pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:22pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:25pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:23pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:36pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:37pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:37pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:36pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:37pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:02pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:03pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 9 Feb @ 11:56am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 12 Feb @ 5:54pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:28pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:05pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:50pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:23pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:56pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 1:52am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:21pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:23pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:03pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:22pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:08pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:59pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:29pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:13pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:13pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:46pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:56pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:13pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:12pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 1:52am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 2:22pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:12pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:21pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:21pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:22pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:26pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:34pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:36pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:12pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:12am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:14pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:11pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:21pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:21pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:22pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:25pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:31pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:36pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:37pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:02pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:13pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:07pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:12pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:21pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:21pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:29pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:36pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:40pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:04pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:53pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:59pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:20pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:59pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:59pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:50pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:50pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:22pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:28pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:13pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:14pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:05pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:07pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:33pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:07pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:22pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:21pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:11pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:14pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:21pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:21pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:23pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:28pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:36pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:37pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:40pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:07pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:13pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:13pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:59pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:29pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:53pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:06pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:34pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:13pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 2:22pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:21pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:26pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:37pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:13pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:01pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:15pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:22pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:12pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:37pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:05pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:21pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:35pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:31pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:53pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:54pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:23pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:01pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:17am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:21pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:24pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:37pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:13pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:06pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:06pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:27pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:24pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:15pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:00pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:00pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:13pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:10pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:06pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:29pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:31pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:33am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:33am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:39pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:50pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:38pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:39pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:37pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:05pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:16am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:57pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:51pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:51pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:08pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:19am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:47pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:21pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:04pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:24pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:21pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:22pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:25pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:34pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:36pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:37pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:04pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:13pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:13pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:43pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:33pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:10pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:06pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:07pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:56pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:59am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:10pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:32pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:36pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:37pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:02pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:12pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:13pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:18pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:19pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:07pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:10pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:07pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:07pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:56pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:08pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:24am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:58pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:19pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:56pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:23pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:13pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:22pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:36pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:06pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:43pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:10pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:29pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:27am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:27pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:18pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:30pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:39pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:47pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:21pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:23pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:17am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:33pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:17pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:12pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Feb @ 3:59am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:12am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 10:49am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:54pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:59pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:52pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:57am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:59pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:59pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:59pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 12 Feb @ 5:54pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:51pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 8:06am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:33am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:15pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:46pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:13pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:11pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:21pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:33pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:43pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:14pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:10pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:07pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:56pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 Feb @ 11:56am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:33am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:38pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:34pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:47pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:36pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:41pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:07pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:13pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:13pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:47pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:04pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:10pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:06pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:07pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:37pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:56pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:09am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:24am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:51pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:44am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:55am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:46pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:36am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:24am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 7:08pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:15am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:02pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:47pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:45pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Feb @ 11:44pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 8:06am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:50pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 27 Feb @ 4:21am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:55am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:58pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:34pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:41am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:49pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:47pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:13pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 2:37pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:21pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:28pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:40pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:13pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:05pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:07pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:33pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:07pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:16am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:23pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:36pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:53pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 7:32pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:13pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:13pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:43pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:27pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:10pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:06pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:06pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:29pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:56pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:47pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:27am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:51pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Feb @ 11:44pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:44am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 10:33am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:02pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:15pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:56pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:39am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 10:49am