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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:59am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:52am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:42am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:54am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:47am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:20am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:20am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:20am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:54am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:04am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:50am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:17am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:39am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 12:37am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:14am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 3:37am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:49pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:46am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:24am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:48am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:02am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 3:46am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 3:37am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:20am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:07am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:46am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:06am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:14am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:32am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:36pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:39am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:49am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:19am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:19am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:50am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:20am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 12:46am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:05am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:05am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:56pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:11am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:21am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:26am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:28am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:01am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:29am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:20am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:52am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:53pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:04am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 12:37am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 12:37am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:44pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:13am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:26am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:48am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:31am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:20am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:08am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:32am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:22am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 1:32am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 3:51am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 9:15am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:47am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:59am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 12:37am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:46am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 12:38am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:13pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:24am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:49am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:14am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:05am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:28am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:49am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:05am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:55am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:06am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:49pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:20am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:15pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:46am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:54am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:22am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:22am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:23am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:46am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:20am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:57am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:00am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:07am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:58pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:56pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:39am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:34am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:04am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:05am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:22pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:04am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:48am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:42am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:59pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:39pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:41pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:40am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:22am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:04am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:59am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:15am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:29am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:11am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:33am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:34am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:01am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:46am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:56am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:09am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 5:26am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 8:51am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:34am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 1:19am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:13am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:37am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:43am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:05am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:10pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:25am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:22am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:31am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:02am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:08am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:08am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:30pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:25am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:25am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:31am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:05am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:35am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:35am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:42am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 12:05am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 12:25am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 11:21pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 6:16am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 12:52pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 6:16am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 6:33am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 6:27am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 6:58am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 10:49am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 10:49am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:57am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:56am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:33am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:28am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:53am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:29am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:58am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:38pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:42am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:49am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:50am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:08am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:21am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:20am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:20am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:08am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:08am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:27pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:48pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:50am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:06am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:39am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:49pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:22am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:37am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:45am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:45am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:45am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:09am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:28am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:40am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:25am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:35am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:35am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:58am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 1:47am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:47pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 1:27am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:01am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 5:40am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 2:31am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:35am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:40am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 7:42am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:29am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 7:52am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 12:41am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:53am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:57pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:53am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:53am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:37am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:37am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:07am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 1:49am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:58am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:14am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 7:54am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:15pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:28am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:53am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:28pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:08am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:04am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 2:49am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:29am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:22pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:04am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:29am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:04am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 1:03pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:51am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:59pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:26am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:38am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:07am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:26am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 5:32am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 12:42am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:41am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:22pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:09am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 1:48am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:09pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 1:14am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 12:39am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:11am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 1:16pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 11:15pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 1:20am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:05am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:52am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:46am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 1:46am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:16pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:28am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 1:32am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:09am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:27am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:27am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:38am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:38am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:38am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 7:44am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 7:42am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 7:44am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 7:54am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 7:54am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 1:02am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 1:02am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:01am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 12:43am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 1:50am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:32am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:37am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:07am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 1:49am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:59am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 7:49am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 7:54am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 1:01am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:02am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:10am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 11:58am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 1:49am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:19pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:12am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:45am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:05am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:29am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 7:52am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 12:41am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:12am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 12:45am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:22am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:13am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:51am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:14pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:20am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 11:55am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:48am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:48am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:49am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:49am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:49am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:49am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:49am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:49am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:49am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:04am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 12:22am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:48am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:48am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:50am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:51am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:45am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:45am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:45am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:45am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:45am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:45am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 6:55am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:02am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:02am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:10am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 7:13am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 1:10am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:45am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 6:14am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 12:23am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:45am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:45am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 5:50am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:39pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 10:42pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 6:27am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:31pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:34pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:19pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:20pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:20pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 12:31am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 1:10am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:14pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 2:10am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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