On May 26th, 2012 at 12:58 AM, I recieved word that my best friend and partner in lunatic Joe Woodell, AKA gamertag CannibalJoe69 was removed from life support, and pronounced dead. He lived for gaming, trolling, and the people he loved. He could also fracture a skull with a single punch. It's a wierd combination, I know. But Joe broke his own mold simply by coming out of it. In life, as much as he was a fighter, he was two times the peace maker and mediator. Goodbye Joe, I love you. And the world is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for your absence. Put the sauce on it.

1.19.1986-5.26.2012 but Never to be forgotten.

Well, introductions are in order!
-I'm pretty evil.
-I would pay fifty silvers to punch a Snooki.
-I can only get it up if I see a girl pee. It has something to do with the D20 3.5 alignment rules I'm pretty sure.
-I also paint wolves and eagles on velvet. I know, I know. A lot of people do that. But all of mine have massive erections. "Boners", as it were.
-Your favorite anime sucks.
Good Luck.
And Godspeed.

Turds Be Burgled!