Oh my god, this person, dude. Like, how do you wake up every day and just exist like that? The level of cringe is physically painful to witness. Every single thing they say, every move they make is like they’re trying to set a new record for most awkward, embarrassing human alive. It's like they’ve dedicated their entire existence to being an absolute walking L, and they’re just out here thriving in it.

You can just feel the secondhand embarrassment through the screen. It’s like they somehow missed every social cue since birth and are determined to make everyone suffer because of it. Who gave this person the confidence to think posting that garbage was even remotely okay? It’s like their entire personality is a black hole of cringe sucking the life out of every interaction. You can’t look away, but you really, really want to.

Jingle my bells 🔔 you ho ho hoes. It’s Christmas 🎄 Eve and you know what that means, time ⏰ for the jolly fat man 🎅 to stick his Yule LOG 🪵 in your stocking 🧦. Santa made his list 📋 and he checked it twice. He’s going to find out if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😡 or nice 😊 . Have you been a HO-HO-HORNY elf 🧝 or were you a good boy 😛 for daddy Clause? Tonight’s the night that Santa 🎅and his 8️⃣ horny reindeer 🦌land the sleigh 🛷 on you roof 🏠 and ♥♥♥ 💦down your chimney

🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥Lick those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole 👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼♥♥♥♥=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest ♥♥♥♥♥ elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬peppermint 🍬♥♥♥♥ in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄♥♥♥♥, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!!

4 BIG 😲GUYS 👨🏼👨‍🦲👴🧔 AND THEY GRAB ON MY THIGHS 🖐🏻 BLOW UP MY GUTS 💥💥💥 LIKE THE 4️⃣TH OF JULY IF THEY KEEP F#(k!n MY GUTS THEN I MIGHT JUST DIE😭😭😭

MERRY🎅CO*KMAS🍆🍆🍆🍆😜😜😜🐓🐓🐓🐓 AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS 😲😲😲😩😩😩 THIS YEAR 📆 I'M DEFINITELY ✅ ON THE 😈😈😈NAUGHTY😈😈😈LIST📜📝 BECAUSE I'M 👈A GIGANTIC 🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🎄❄HO-HO-HOMOSEXUAL❄🎄🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈 WHICH IS NOT 🙅‍♀️❌ VERY CHRISTIAN ⛪🙏 BUT I STILL CAN APPRECIATE 😜 SAINT ♥♥♥♥ ✨🎉✨🎉 I CAN'T WAIT FOR 🎅SANTA🎅 TO SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY ⬇🏠😜💦 AND STUFF MY STOCKING 🧦🎁😜 FULL OF DILD*S 😱🍆 AND PEN*S PARAPHERNALIA 🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦

I'm dead 💀 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference.

+Rep Cutieeeeeee <3

I am addicted to crayon dust.
For the past few months, every other day I have snorted 500g of crayon dust in one sitting. It feels so good when it burns my nostrils. When I am at work, I often fantasize of snorting lines of crayon dust off the Xenomorph Queen's crack. It's gotten to the point where it distracts me from my daily responsibilities, as I often find myself getting hard over the thought and I have to go strangle my pickle before my boss notices. I feel guilty afterward and realize it’s not a healthy habit. I want to stop but struggle to break the cycle. I’m hoping to identify what triggers this behavior and find healthier outlets for my time, like engaging in hobbies or physical activities. I need strategies to manage these urges and regain control over my crayon dust consumption, ultimately leading to a more balanced and fulfilling life I can’t stop this addiction please help

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜

So the other day, I was playing Overwatch, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my ♥♥♥♥ out. I just wanted to hear her voice again. "Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own ♥♥♥, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the recently played friends tab. I frantically closed down overwatch and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she lives, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?

spooky

When we hid in the basement again it was so magical, like it always was but something was different—that day changed everything.

Footsteps approached so we hid together in one locker. It was tight inside the locker and dark but we didn't mind. The terror radius grew louder and there he was...Bubba, coming to claim his basement. We hid and waited but we knew we had to leave. With courage, I kicked you out of the locker for bait and ran. However, I remembered our glorious friendship and knew I couldn't leave you behind. As Bubba was about to use his chainsaw on you, I stepped in between with my wiener out. It stood tall and proud, much bigger than the chainsaw and we fought hard. Thankfully, Bubba was deeply disturbed after a few minutes and let us leave, so we ran for the gates, hand in hand and pants down to our freedom.

I'M DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

+rep, great survivor. Just has to work on looping, doing gens, getting chased, unhooking, hitting skill checks, vaulting windows, vaulting pallets, dropping pallets, cleansing totems, surviving, not getting killed, avoiding the killer, getting flashlight blinds, flashlight saves, game sense, using items, stunning killers and holding w. Other than that great surv!

The better welsh players won

Ever since I was very young I've had a bit of a foot fetish. I first noticed I had one when I'd let my grampappy smear ♥♥♥♥ on his feet and make me lick it off of them. I'll never forget the time I had at high school either; how could I ever forget my first non-consensual footjob? I wanted to clean your feet today but i thought i would suffer from the smell, i couldnt resist when you pounded me to the ground and your damp sole slowly lowered itself to my face and smeared the smelly scent of your feet into my skin.

thanks for risking your life for me when i got stabbed in the glasgow underground. if it wasnt for you i would of died and im forever in debt to you. that was pretty rad

Thanks for saving me from that car crash and giving me life cpr + a popeyes chicken sandwich and sweet tea. Also covering my medical bills and drop kicking my ex in the balls was very helpful. That was so cool of you.

+rep good moira

In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay

+rep epic

funny build funny moment

𝖧𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖺 𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍 𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗄𝖾𝗇𝖽

+rep best teammate +we didn't face the doctor

+rep caught my 10 mile UVX slime shot

+rep good survivor

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+rep had a great time 10/10 would smash again

+REP the best game ever i had :3

+rep teammate, knows how to do gens and saves. Freaking legendary man

+rep THE sable ward

cutie patootie

+rep my dbd stalker QUIT SPAMMING ME

+rep i love u

+rep good surv :D

edgelord

cute profile

+rep good looper <3 Sorry about the unhook, the game bugged and didn't give me the prompt for it ;-;

+Rep Cutie Sable <3

It wasn’t❌programmed to harm the crew.👬It was supposed 🚫to help👏🔈us👬🏻build📷a safer home. 🏠But,🤔something💩happened.😂😍 It has♌no❌empathy. It doesn’t😚 feel 😡pain. ⭕It learns at an impossible rate. And it won’t 😌stop🛑until 🕛🍆 we’re😫😫dead.😳Or worse.😱😷

munchie

+rep has the killers shaking in their boots

+rep cracked survivor

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+rep cute lil surv

LOVE UR NAME I WANT U

"I just wanna be your sweetheart" "and no-clip speedhack all match every time I turn a corner" :)

+rep great survivor!

+rep cute surv

+rep babygirl