Oh my god, this person, dude. Like, how do you wake up every day and just exist like that? The level of cringe is physically painful to witness. Every single thing they say, every move they make is like they’re trying to set a new record for most awkward, embarrassing human alive. It's like they’ve dedicated their entire existence to being an absolute walking L, and they’re just out here thriving in it.

You can just feel the secondhand embarrassment through the screen. It’s like they somehow missed every social cue since birth and are determined to make everyone suffer because of it. Who gave this person the confidence to think posting that garbage was even remotely okay? It’s like their entire personality is a black hole of cringe sucking the life out of every interaction. You can’t look away, but you really, really want to.

Jingle my bells 🔔 you ho ho hoes. It’s Christmas 🎄 Eve and you know what that means, time ⏰ for the jolly fat man 🎅 to stick his Yule LOG 🪵 in your stocking 🧦. Santa made his list 📋 and he checked it twice. He’s going to find out if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😡 or nice 😊 . Have you been a HO-HO-HORNY elf 🧝 or were you a good boy 😛 for daddy Clause? Tonight’s the night that Santa 🎅and his 8️⃣ horny reindeer 🦌land the sleigh 🛷 on you roof 🏠 and ♥♥♥ 💦down your chimney

🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥Lick those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole 👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼♥♥♥♥=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest ♥♥♥♥♥ elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬peppermint 🍬♥♥♥♥ in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄♥♥♥♥, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!!

4 BIG 😲GUYS 👨🏼👨‍🦲👴🧔 AND THEY GRAB ON MY THIGHS 🖐🏻 BLOW UP MY GUTS 💥💥💥 LIKE THE 4️⃣TH OF JULY IF THEY KEEP F#(k!n MY GUTS THEN I MIGHT JUST DIE😭😭😭

MERRY🎅CO*KMAS🍆🍆🍆🍆😜😜😜🐓🐓🐓🐓 AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS 😲😲😲😩😩😩 THIS YEAR 📆 I'M DEFINITELY ✅ ON THE 😈😈😈NAUGHTY😈😈😈LIST📜📝 BECAUSE I'M 👈A GIGANTIC 🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🎄❄HO-HO-HOMOSEXUAL❄🎄🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈 WHICH IS NOT 🙅‍♀️❌ VERY CHRISTIAN ⛪🙏 BUT I STILL CAN APPRECIATE 😜 SAINT ♥♥♥♥ ✨🎉✨🎉 I CAN'T WAIT FOR 🎅SANTA🎅 TO SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY ⬇🏠😜💦 AND STUFF MY STOCKING 🧦🎁😜 FULL OF DILD*S 😱🍆 AND PEN*S PARAPHERNALIA 🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦

I'm dead 💀 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference.