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29.2 hrs last two weeks / 5,585.8 hrs on record (683.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: 5 Apr, 2020 @ 10:39am

I ventured into looter-shooters knowing absolutely nothing about the mechanics, complexity, diversity and beauty in each of them. And this game by far is the most mechanical, complex, diverse and beautiful game I've ever had the pleasure of experiencing. From the story and the vast lore, to the strikes, to the raids, to the gear, to the weapons and their different uses, to even the currencies and the loot, and the competitive. Everything about this game brought the gamer hunger back which I had lost due to years of conditioning in a conservative household, and I watched with awe as every sight in its vast worlds bewildered me. This is pure passion, hard work and OH MY NON-EXISTENT GOD FIX THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HARDLIGHT AND THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TRIALS AND THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MATCHMAKING AND THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SERVERS, BUNGIE. You know what? This game will slowly eat away at your sanity until you realise that you're in that corner, and the titan is charging at you at TEN PERCENT health, and a SHOTGUN TO THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FACE won't do ♥♥♥♥ becauuuuuuuuuuuuuse? BLOOM an-and LAG you stupid ass pussboi Hunter lol gg ez no re get rek't. Oh you thought the classes were balanced huh? You thought your 860 Warlock can beat my 1000000000 resilience TIta- oh, I died. Nevermind.

My clan is calling me. I must go.

Save yourself.
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