FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What does this mean?
A: The amount of people (you) in your village and country has decreased by many.

Q: Why did you do this?
A: There are several reasons I may deem a village to be unworthy of existence. These include, but are not limited to:
- Harbouring of terrorists,
- Possible ownership of chemical weapons,
- The people were minorities.

Q: Am I banned from life?
A: No - not yet. But you should refrain from committing crimes against the US in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional drone strike, which may put your family and life privileges in jeopardy.

Q: I don't believe my village deserved a drone strike. Can you help rebuild it?
A: Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a drone strike. If you would like to issue an appeal, tell the media what I got wrong. I tend to respond to the media within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of drone strike appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

Q: How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
A: Accept the drone strike and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated by the free world. I will continue to issue drone strikes until you improve your conduct. Remember: life is privilege, not a right.