you're such a pretty boy. whenever i hear your voice i feel like my heart is bursting. you make my heart flutter & i love you more than any eboy ive ever loved! can we please have esex? I promise to reassure you & give you proper aftercare! I assure you that my esex game is top tier and i will not disappoint! I will do anything for you. i would meow for you, moo for you, bark for you. i feel so alone & depressed when you go offline. I love every inch of your boday including ur toes, ur ears & that tight little belly button of yours. i would do a ♥♥♥ tribute for you any day. Id love to write your name on my honkawonkas! I love that plump little behind of yours. it makes me squeal! I'd even... slurp for you... nothing means more to me than your voice. I love duo queueing with you! when i wake up i picture your graceful voice, when i go to sleep i fantasize about all the things you said to me that day. id love to sniff you, take in your scent & wear your dirty boxers on my face

hawk tuah !!!

I'm a straight man. I'm your classic big buff, very masculine macho man, but boy, I really wanna have sex with a twink just to see what its like. Hell, I might like it. You know, gay sex was common in like Greek and roman times and looked somewhat favorably upon. Alexander the great and Caesar probably ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dudes in the ass. It was viewed as a very masculine thing back then. To be the one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a man, not the other way around. I kinda view it the same way. Like literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ another man, thats masculinity in itself, name something more masculine
edit: yall don't understand it's different when the man you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tries really hard to be feminine. And I'd never take it
edit 2: I worry the women I do ♥♥♥♥, and again, Im 90% attracted to women, would think Im less of a man. They might even think it's okay to ♥♥♥♥ other guys. Can I just keep this to myself or is that not healthy? I mean I'm not interested in 3 ways with men at all, so it doesnt even concern any woman in my life

Konnichiwa! Do you watch anime desu ka? Not sugoi desu! Watashi am learning japanese through all the anime watashi watches desu. Nani about the basics desu ka? so Have anata seen Kimetsu no Yaiba desu ka? sou desu ka? What have you seen so far desu nyaa~ SUGOIIIIIII DOMESTIC NA KANOJO IS KAKKOUII DESU NE Watashi hope so desu Kore wa a fun conversation!!! Watashi love talking about anime's!!!! x3 nuzzles ~murr~ hehe Anata should watch Grand Blue desu!! Its hilarious desu! Anata should also watch One Piece >.< Watch the first episode, anata will get hooked desu yo! Anata should also watch Arifureta: from commonplace to worlds strongest, its sugoi desu Sumimasen! Watashi am very tired desu! Watashi am going to sleep >.< Have a konbanwa!!

Nani the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ iimasu about watashi, you chiisai ♥♥♥♥♥ desuka? Watashi'll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi've been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weeaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the ♥♥♥♥ out with vocabulary the likes of which has ♥♥♥♥♥ meen mimasu'd before on this continent, mark watashino ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. Anata thinks that anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus accross the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu's the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. Youre ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shinimashita'd,akachan

I showed up to the office today with my super cool "I paused my game to be here" shirt, my shroks, and my minecraft backpack. i showed how based i was by drinking prime while eating lunchly, and watching the talk tuah podcast. i went up to my crush in the office and was like "what's up brother, I'm gonna skibidi rizz you up" and then i started hitting the griddy while singing "skibdi dop dop dop yes yes". she looked at me and said "what the ♥♥♥♥ was that". "what do mean" i said "I was rizzing you up, we should watch talk tuah and chill". I thought she was gonna say yes and call me based or sigma or something, but she called me a different word instead..."retarted." the whole office then started laughing at me. damn i can't believe she didn't like me, that's ok though, she'll be really impressed with my fursuit tomorrow.