you're such a pretty boy. whenever i hear your voice i feel like my heart is bursting. you make my heart flutter & i love you more than any eboy ive ever loved! can we please have esex? I promise to reassure you & give you proper aftercare! I assure you that my esex game is top tier and i will not disappoint! I will do anything for you. i would meow for you, moo for you, bark for you. i feel so alone & depressed when you go offline. I love every inch of your boday including ur toes, ur ears & that tight little belly button of yours. i would do a ♥♥♥ tribute for you any day. Id love to write your name on my honkawonkas! I love that plump little behind of yours. it makes me squeal! I'd even... slurp for you... nothing means more to me than your voice. I love duo queueing with you! when i wake up i picture your graceful voice, when i go to sleep i fantasize about all the things you said to me that day. id love to sniff you, take in your scent & wear your dirty boxers on my face

hawk tuah !!!

I'm a straight man. I'm your classic big buff, very masculine macho man, but boy, I really wanna have sex with a twink just to see what its like. Hell, I might like it. You know, gay sex was common in like Greek and roman times and looked somewhat favorably upon. Alexander the great and Caesar probably ♥♥♥♥♥♥ dudes in the ass. It was viewed as a very masculine thing back then. To be the one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a man, not the other way around. I kinda view it the same way. Like literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ another man, thats masculinity in itself, name something more masculine
edit: yall don't understand it's different when the man you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tries really hard to be feminine. And I'd never take it
edit 2: I worry the women I do ♥♥♥♥, and again, Im 90% attracted to women, would think Im less of a man. They might even think it's okay to ♥♥♥♥ other guys. Can I just keep this to myself or is that not healthy? I mean I'm not interested in 3 ways with men at all, so it doesnt even concern any woman in my life

Konnichiwa! Do you watch anime desu ka? Not sugoi desu! Watashi am learning japanese through all the anime watashi watches desu. Nani about the basics desu ka? so Have anata seen Kimetsu no Yaiba desu ka? sou desu ka? What have you seen so far desu nyaa~ SUGOIIIIIII DOMESTIC NA KANOJO IS KAKKOUII DESU NE Watashi hope so desu Kore wa a fun conversation!!! Watashi love talking about anime's!!!! x3 nuzzles ~murr~ hehe Anata should watch Grand Blue desu!! Its hilarious desu! Anata should also watch One Piece >.< Watch the first episode, anata will get hooked desu yo! Anata should also watch Arifureta: from commonplace to worlds strongest, its sugoi desu Sumimasen! Watashi am very tired desu! Watashi am going to sleep >.< Have a konbanwa!!

Nani the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ iimasu about watashi, you chiisai ♥♥♥♥♥ desuka? Watashi'll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi've been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weeaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the ♥♥♥♥ out with vocabulary the likes of which has ♥♥♥♥♥ meen mimasu'd before on this continent, mark watashino ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. Anata thinks that anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus accross the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu's the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. Youre ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shinimashita'd,akachan

I showed up to the office today with my super cool "I paused my game to be here" shirt, my shroks, and my minecraft backpack. i showed how based i was by drinking prime while eating lunchly, and watching the talk tuah podcast. i went up to my crush in the office and was like "what's up brother, I'm gonna skibidi rizz you up" and then i started hitting the griddy while singing "skibdi dop dop dop yes yes". she looked at me and said "what the ♥♥♥♥ was that". "what do mean" i said "I was rizzing you up, we should watch talk tuah and chill". I thought she was gonna say yes and call me based or sigma or something, but she called me a different word instead..."retarted." the whole office then started laughing at me. damn i can't believe she didn't like me, that's ok though, she'll be really impressed with my fursuit tomorrow.

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K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! 🤬🤬 WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SAND THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! 🔪🔪 THIS IS NOT FUNNY!! 👿👿👿 alpha scratches you and you die W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! NO!!!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN STRARE KITTEN!! NOOOOOOOOO!! IM SO SORRY!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!! ⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤👿👿👿👿👿👿🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 i-i must go... i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost. i'm so sorry kitten. daddy loves you. 🖤

You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ don’t even know what the real GRIND is, I have been grinding whole my life to get where I am today. I have been grinding when there was no online qualifiers every 2nd week, no Tier2 events to prove yourself anywhere, no faceit or whatsoever.

guh???

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forgive english, i am Russia.
i am here little time. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also.
We sex together.i never tell i gay because i am very shame. As i ♥♥♥♥ this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia). I say "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I ♥♥♥ IN ASS" I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man?

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady...

sorry for poor english I am russia

was playing online grand theft automobile when hit fellow video gamer car with my car. i exit auto mobile and attempt trading of insurance information when I am hit by pistol bullet. fellow gamer goes into my vehicular and driver car. I am to look inside of his vehicular transportation when i cannot find vehicle registration under his name. call local police officer but he is not help, he is say racism things at me (i am a white in real but I enjoy roleplay as africa). so if anyone sees car license 7EDT417 please use telephone and call me

-rep, smoked meth the entire CS match and then started screaming into his microphone about how I was to blame for his problems

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate Ronald Mc Donald oh my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god he's so annoying I want him to put his head in a hydraulic press because thats how much I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate him his commercials are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay I cant even deal with that wacky ass clown I literally want to rip his testicles right off of his body with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ teeth oh my god

YES I DO ACTUALLY WATCH SKIBIDI TOILET FOR THE PLOT. IS IT REALLY THAT BAD? I MEAN SURREAL SATIRE HAS BEEN AROUND FOREVER LIKE JUST LOOK AT BRITISH HUMOUR. IT'S COMPLETELY REASONABLE TO NOT FIND IT FUNNY BECAUSE THE WHOLE POINT IS ITS DUMB SFM HUMOUR BUT YOU CAN'T DENY THERE IS A PLOT LINE. THERE'S A STORY THAT FOLLOWS AND YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED HOW MANY PEOPLE ACTUALLY ENJOY IT. AND I THINK IT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD THING THAT SKIBIDI BROUGHT BACK "EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD" TO GEN Z/A BECAUSE IT'S AN ABSOLUTE BOP. AND NO I DON'T SIMP FOR TV WOMAN SO DON'T EVEN ASK LOL.

KAY so I am angry about one of the most coveted tenets of neckbeard culture. Their most exalted item of clothing. Their most revered headgear, even more so than their chinese-made Naruto headband. Their Fedoras.

I, personally, have always felt an affinity towards early 20th century culture, and the appropriation of many of its tenets by the neckbeards angers me. (Obviously those were not good times for a large portion of society, and I do not claim it as such. I merely believe that there were high points that we could take note of going forwards.)

Neckbeards have taken this perfectly defensible, innocent, and attractive object, and soiled it with their attitudes and general negative perception in society.

If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊

Hello am 48 year old man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play “conter stirk” and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and I am Global Elliiot 2. pls no copy pasterino my story..

I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom S hitter" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm