ive commissioned at least 16 artists to draw me heavymedic pictures, and ive spent around $500 on that. i keep custom made heavy/medic figures in my room, so when im feeling frisky, id play with one of them, sometimes both, while i masturbate to make things more fun and interesting, on a03, all my bookmarks are filled with heavy and medic stories, ive skimmed and read through all 2000 something heavy/medic stories and enjoyed every single one of them, i even wrote a book report about a heavymedic story called "a clinical trial" by poisonsun on a03 for my english class. apperently, my dumbass teacher didnt like it and called my parents over to have a conference with them. if that happens, ill get my computer taken away, and id never get to see heavy and medic ♥♥♥♥ again. please god, please dont take this away from me, heavy x medic is my life.

i cant even look at heavy and medic normally anymore when playing tf2. everytime im in a casual server and see a heavymedic duo i think of heavy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the absolute ♥♥♥♥ out of medic, ♥♥♥♥ it makes me hard too.. everytime i play as sniper i always scope and seek for heavies with their pocket medic and take my dripping hard ♥♥♥♥ out to jerk off. every night id have the wettest dreams about heavy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ medic in various ways: bondage, captured, topping from the bottom, roleplay, any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scenario you could think of, ive seen heavy and medic do it all. id have to wake up to a puddle of ♥♥♥ on my bed. the classic medic x classic heavy pairing is just as hot too, i enjoy bratty bottoms with tops to put them in control. i follow every heavymedic artist on twitter whether it be nsfw or not, and ive jerked off to every art, sfm, and video containing heavy x medic. even the ones on youtube make me harder than fighting a pyro as a spy.

howdy

Added to possibly trade tf2 items

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cursed my steam notifications with a phantom notif damn it oh well
+rep he did pay for half of warhammer 2 though

This guy can't even spell "says" right and he thinks he can mock my haggling skills? smh...