Loris's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:12pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:16am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 9:02am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 4:59am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:55am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:15am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 2:56pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 2:56pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:48pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:01am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 3:02am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 8:21am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Apr @ 8:20am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 4:49pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 4:51pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 4:55pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:10pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:06am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 12:09pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:37am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:17am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:35pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 1:45pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 19 Apr @ 4:52am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 19 Apr @ 4:52am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 19 Apr @ 4:52am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 9:08am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 4:50pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:16pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 12:08pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 12:08pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 4:48pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 4:48pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:13pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 12:35pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:32am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 18 Apr @ 9:35am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 4:49pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:18pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 12:43pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 4:51pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 9:02am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:04pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:10pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 3:17pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:50pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 4:58pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 12:16pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:01am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 3:17pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 5:41am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 15 Apr @ 12:28am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:35pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 2:57pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 17 Apr @ 9:29am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:17am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 2:20am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 19 Apr @ 2:55am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 9:08am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Apr @ 5:28am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 6:05am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:15pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:15pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:32pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 4:56pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:48pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:35pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 4:52pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:12pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 4:06am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 6:00am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:48pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:53am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:43pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 15 Apr @ 12:08am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 15 Apr @ 12:08am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:17am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 16 Apr @ 5:28am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:24am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:42am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 19 Apr @ 4:52am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 2:57pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 17 Apr @ 9:23am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 23 Apr @ 3:02pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 3:19am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 3:47pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:16pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:21pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 2:21pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:32am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 19 Apr @ 5:08am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:21am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 1:46pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:01am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 4:12pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 12:57pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 12:58pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 4:16am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:00pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 4:16am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 29 Apr @ 6:34am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 9:09am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 2:20am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 5:41am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 19 Apr @ 3:35am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 2:15am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 2:24am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 11:35am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 11:39am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 2:21am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 18 Apr @ 4:12pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 8:05am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:10pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 6:05am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 6:02am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:44pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 7:01am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:36pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:02pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:15am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 6:16am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 8:02am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 5:54am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 2:52pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 23 Apr @ 3:45pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 12:53pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:04pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:06pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:14pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:22pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:25pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 9:08am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 2:56pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 5:52am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:10pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:01am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 5:04pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:28am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 16 Apr @ 5:29am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 11:34am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 11:37am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 11:48am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:17pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:37pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:59pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 19 Apr @ 4:52am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 12:04pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 12:04pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 7:38am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 7:38am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 1:53pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 4:36am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 7:35am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 8:22am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:04pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:06am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:37am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 9:17am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 15 Apr @ 12:27am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 19 Apr @ 2:56am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:16am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:01am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 5:41am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 16 Apr @ 5:30am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 5:55am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 7:14am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Apr @ 11:00am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:58am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Apr @ 4:11pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 2:16am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 11:36am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 12:48pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 12:49pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:23pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 2:00pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 3:16am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 3:19pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 26 Apr @ 1:47am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 26 Apr @ 7:27am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 5:09am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:19pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:20pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:20pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:19pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:20pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:23pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:23pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 19 Apr @ 4:52am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 12:18pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 3 May @ 5:51pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 3 May @ 6:16pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 8:18am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 11:38am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 19 Apr @ 2:55am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 5:53am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 2:11am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 10:06am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 11:36am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 11:41am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:17pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:37pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 2:01pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 3:01pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 1:34pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 3:50pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:44pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:01pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:11pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:51pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:51pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 2:15pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 1:50pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 5:46am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:20pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:21am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 5:04pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Apr @ 5:28am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Apr @ 7:23am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 3:00am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 8:01am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:51am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 11:37am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 12:49pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 12:53pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:21pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:18am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 12:19pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:34am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 16 Apr @ 5:32am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 3:51pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:32pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:22pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 7:38am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 23 Apr @ 3:04pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 11:35am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 11:39am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:02pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:23pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:59pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 2:03pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 3:02pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 1:50pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 3:53pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 4:03pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 6:49am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 4:51am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 4:06am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 29 Apr @ 1:25am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 9:12am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 2 May @ 7:44am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 15 Apr @ 12:16am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 17 Apr @ 9:23am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 7:09am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:57am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:52pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:54pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 3:03pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 3:47pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:16pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:25pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:32pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 11:49am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:22pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:59pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:59pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 3:01pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 2:00pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 3:52pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 3:56pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 6:47am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:27pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:27pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:27pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 6:54am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:34pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:23pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:23pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:24pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:30pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:27pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:53pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:57pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 4:18pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:53pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 4:02pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:28am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:15am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 4 Sep @ 4:45am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 7 Apr @ 11:00am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 7:02am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 2:56pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 6:04am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 11:35am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:17pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 3:01pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 3:56pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:23pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:38pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:30pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:24pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 7:19am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 3:02am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:23pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 1:33pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 3:55pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 2:00pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 3:01pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 1:33pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 2:00pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 3:56pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 6:46am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 6:51am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:23pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:23pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:38pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:50pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 4:01pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:18am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 1:59pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 3:54pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 3:58pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 6:48am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:26pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:36pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:27pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:38pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:39pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:17am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:46am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 10:12am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 7:56am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:17pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:17pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:19pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:22pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:39pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:53pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 4:13pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:58am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 23 Apr @ 8:20am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 2:45am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 7:09am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 25 Jun @ 5:45am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 22 May @ 3:06pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 25 Jun @ 2:19am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 May @ 3:54pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 May @ 3:54pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 May @ 3:54pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 May @ 3:54pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 May @ 3:54pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:26pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:34pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 12:11pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Apr @ 3:12am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 3 May @ 3:11am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 3 May @ 7:16am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 5 May @ 9:36am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 11 May @ 2:16pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 29 Aug @ 2:15pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:28pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:23pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 6:48am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:23pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:23pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:26pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:37pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:35am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:39pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:59am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:17am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:17am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:46am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 2:16pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 30 Apr @ 3:13am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:53pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 7:51am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 11:47am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:37pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 1:34pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 6:46am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:27pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:52pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:18am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 10:14am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 May @ 3:11am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:52pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:26pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 7:40am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:54pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 May @ 3:09am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:44pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:28am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 3 May @ 5:59pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 18 Apr @ 2:50pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 2:33am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:29pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 3:02pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 3:56pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:28pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:41pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:46am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:46am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 May @ 2:53am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 May @ 9:30am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 2:03pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:32pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 12:59pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:02am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 2:16pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 May @ 4:12pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 May @ 3:15am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 May @ 7:42am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 May @ 9:00am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 May @ 9:47am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 May @ 3:41pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 11 May @ 4:02pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:03pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 6:55am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 16 May @ 2:12pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 24 May @ 4:17am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 7:58am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 7:55am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 3:08pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 15 May @ 2:44pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 May @ 4:12pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 May @ 4:14pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 May @ 2:44am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 May @ 3:47pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 May @ 4:56am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 May @ 9:05am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:34pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:16am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:37pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:25pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:32pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:52pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 4:01pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:35am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:35am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:28am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 10:14am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 1 May @ 12:55pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 2 May @ 3:22am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 May @ 3:00am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 3 May @ 3:17am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 May @ 7:16am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 May @ 9:31am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 May @ 9:15am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 12:21pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 3 May @ 6:52am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 4:01pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:07am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:00am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:16am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:16am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 May @ 12:42pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 1:02pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 May @ 2:59am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 3 May @ 3:12am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 3 May @ 7:15am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 May @ 9:31am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 5 May @ 9:10am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 May @ 9:13am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 May @ 3:29pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 May @ 3:32pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 22 Apr @ 7:02am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:12pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:55pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 3:05pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:19pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:36pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:18am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 10:12am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 2 May @ 3:21am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 May @ 3:18am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 May @ 9:12am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 May @ 3:31pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 May @ 10:20am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 2:15pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:38pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 2 May @ 4:16pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 3:01pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:28pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:32pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 7:01am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 29 May @ 5:43am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 May @ 3:16am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 May @ 5:44pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 May @ 3:33pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 May @ 9:05am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 May @ 8:08am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 May @ 8:53am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 4:50pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:01pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 4:48pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 9:08am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:12pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:12pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:14pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:04pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 5 May @ 6:22am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 29 Jul @ 2:15pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:29am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 16 May @ 2:37pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 2 Apr @ 12:20pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:53am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:35pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 3:00pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 6:47am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:24pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:53pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:18am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 May @ 12:56pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 May @ 3:17am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 May @ 7:42am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 May @ 3:30pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 14 May @ 10:20am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 May @ 1:50pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 3:05pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:39pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 May @ 4:16pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:45am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 8:13am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 10:11am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 10:13am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 1 May @ 12:56pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 3 May @ 2:51am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 May @ 3:12am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 3 May @ 3:18am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 May @ 9:31am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 3 May @ 9:33am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 5 May @ 9:13am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 May @ 9:16am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 7 May @ 3:30pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 May @ 3:32pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 May @ 5:29am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 May @ 2:13pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 22 May @ 2:56pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:57am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:51pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 May @ 4:13pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 May @ 3:58am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 5:02am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 4:15am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 8:13am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:42am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 May @ 9:41am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 May @ 10:41am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 May @ 3:00pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 3 May @ 9:47am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 4:17am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 May @ 9:38am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jul @ 2:17am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 14 Apr @ 7:09am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:21am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 May @ 3:41pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 3:43pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 13 Apr @ 5:08pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:15pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:54pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 3:47pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:24pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:43pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:18am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:57am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 3 May @ 3:11am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 3 May @ 7:16am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 5 May @ 9:36am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 11 May @ 2:16pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 15 May @ 2:42pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 29 May @ 5:42am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 1:18am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:39pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 2 May @ 4:19pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:45am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 1 May @ 12:55pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 3 May @ 2:48am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 3 May @ 3:00am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 3 May @ 3:17am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 3 May @ 7:14am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 May @ 9:32am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 5 May @ 9:12am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 May @ 9:15am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 7 May @ 3:30pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 7 May @ 3:31pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 May @ 3:19pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 14 May @ 10:20am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 May @ 10:21am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 May @ 2:13pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 May @ 5:44am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:08pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 2:14pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 7 May @ 3:31pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 24 May @ 4:14am