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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 330.3 hrs on record (155.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 10 Dec, 2020 @ 11:40am
Updated: 10 Dec, 2020 @ 2:58pm

typically you'll either join a server with 2 indonesian people in it then proceed to get a votekick because they want to be left alone and can't be bothered to learn how to make a private server on their own OR you join one of the 4 active servers with sound plugins and custom anime player models- complete with a constant bombardment of unfiltered sensory overload generated by people spamming the same SUPER FUNNY .wav of dio yelling WRRY or whatever other regurgitated contemporary front-page of reddit garbage

literally 90% of the maps curated by ALL servers aren't particularly fun to play. they all have sporadic ai that isn't fun to play against, inherently bad layouts, or every enemy is a bullet sponge

the enjoyment you derive from sven will solely be dependent on whether or not you frequent epicdonutdude youtube playlists, are poor, or if you simply partake in the competitive pastime of dumpster diving (ideally all three)

thankfully i'm good at swimming and i fully recommend this game to people who are completely sucked dry of serotonin. come to this game ONLY for whatever the video game equivalent of crude napkin drawings or rushed semi-ambitious senior school projects would be
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