I am Littlefinger, the scourge of many in my kingdom. As a young boy at the gates of Riverrun, I sold my first bag of heroin to a toothless peasant, I charged up the ranks of my local gang and became hated in the kingdom. I was executed. In death, my consciousness traversed the underworld, and found itself at the desk of a PC - with a rotting cheese sandwich resting upon it. The sandwich called me a c**t and thus was expelled to whence it came... I began playing Steam games to pass the time...