Oh Yoruichi, there’s no debate that you’re the hottest thing to ever walk this earth. Your purple luscious hair and your rambunctious figure define you eloquently, your small glossy lips are so beautiful they have me drooling like a dog. Oh Yoruichi, your wonderful pretty eyes make me want to stare into them for days on end. Your perfect clothes, your perfect personality, your perfect face, your perfect body, everything about you is perfect you’re the definition of perfect. Oh my God, every time I see a picture of you I smell my phone so I can have an idea of what your armpits smell like, every screen I see you on I lick so I can have a taste of your sweet goodness. Oh oh geez, I want to lick the dirt of your feet clean off. I want to dig through your trash and find your used tampons and drain out the leftover period blood, put it in a cup and drink that ♥♥♥♥ like it’s tomato juice. I want to spread her butt cheeks and eat it like it’s a home cooked meal. I want everything in the ass when I’m eating it I want the farts, I want the doo doo, I want all of it so when I spread those cheeks and there ain’t no doo doo I’m gonna stop and tell her “Ahaha ayy ayy where’s the frickin gabagoo” I’m not gonna continue unless you start fartin. I want to be your slave, treat me however you like, nail me to a wall, spit all over me, just anything ANYTHING she wants I’ll do it. I want to be her dog I want to dedicate my entire life to her. Oh my God, I’ll even start barking RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF AWOOO.