Senaste recensioner av lol no

'ate ronins
'ate spectres
'ate stimmers
'ate the CAR
'ate the militia (not racis just don't loike 'em)
'ate pilot vs pilot
'ate monarchs
'ate thundahbolts

luv me apex predators
luv me scorch
luv me ion
luv me R-97
luv me archer+satchels
luv me grunts (stay in formation, eyes forward)
luv me battery backup
luv me attrition

simple as

whoever was in charge of redesigning the HL2 campaign balance needs to be ra- sent a very nice invitation to join Croteam

the mod crashes while trying to change sound mixing. Q15/10

I have no legitimate DLCs and I must goon

"STROGG could be here" Bitterman thought, "I've never been on this sector before. There could be STROGG anywhere." The dry Stroggos wind felt good against his combat armor and bare skin. "I HATE STROGG" he thought. Quad Machine reverberated his entire body, making it shake even as the Stroylent-infused health packs circulated through this thick veins and washed away his fear of the cyborg aliens. "With a rocket launcher you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

RIP 1997-2011 Relic, if only we got a trilogy as they intended.
Hoping Saber's SM2 turns out good.

>go to some backwater village
>finally, some NPCs to talk to
>talk to the main guy
>"Hello, what is your name?"
>I choose to tell him
>"Good to see you, None"
>30 minutes of my life wasted

-Excellent performance and default settings
-Guns have great attention to detail
-HUD is well-designed and responsive
-Maps are good; there is variety
-Mantling is an excellent addition to movement and is a good counter to twitchy players
-Steam messaging integration through Whispers is a neat addition

-Menu UI looks good but is hard to navigate; doesn't feel like it belongs in a game
-Gunfire sounds punchy but lacks variety
-Gun balance is good but with next to no variety; everything feels the same
-Level-up jingle is good but the rest of the music is forgettable and repetitive
-New perk system is a novel concept but ends up feeling boring
-Gunsmith is as good as ever but next to no additions
-Unlocks are spoonfed at an optimal rate but weapon progression is confusing and feels tacky
-Viewmodel FoV customisation is okay but lacking (XYZ offsets. anyone?)

-No red dots on the minimap, why?
-No advanced HUD customisation/placement editing
-Operator selection is okay but could've been so much more (Advanced Warfare's player customisation rings a bell)
-No Emblem Maker and Paintjobs
-No option to outright turn off screenshake and crosshair movement (would be a good accessibility setting, just saying)
-No easy party-up options or post-lobby implementation
-Extremely strict SBMM and egregious engagement-optimised matchmaking practices (CoD had MM since CoD4, sure, but it was never as overtuned or predatory as it is now)
-70$ (with bad regional pricing) for a game with a rotating store AND mostly-paid, time-limited battle pass
-Invasion/Ground War are mediocre playlists: no actual PvE/traditional large team gamemodes

I would've given this game a positive review but Infinity Ward are notorious for being stuck up their bums when it comes to changing aspects of their games so no siree.
Overall, the game is fun when playing with friends but with how bad the SBMM is I would not recommend it if you're looking to mainly solo queue.

While suboptimal compared to just getting the classics standalone, BFG Edition can be alright with the use of RBDoom3 or Doom BFA. It's nothing more than a novelty now, and a 10 year-old one at that.

the bots are filthy cheating bastards