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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 5.4 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 11 Nov, 2015 @ 2:28pm
Updated: 26 Feb, 2018 @ 7:04pm

I am the god of flatness. Both the sea and the mountains are an abomination. My people worship me because they know I will bring prosperity. Fertility in flatness. My people are a people of order. They spread my cities of flatness across every corner of every world and I flatten the way for them. Soon the entire universe will be my flat shade of blue-grey.
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Ioustin 8 Jul, 2016 @ 5:29pm 
My god the amount of flatness my games have encountered because of me
Varkster 14 Feb, 2016 @ 11:07am 
Hilly is silly.
Sebi99p 1 Feb, 2016 @ 2:51pm 
flat is justice! :D: