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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.1 hrs on record
Posted: 28 Apr, 2016 @ 7:58am
Updated: 28 Apr, 2016 @ 8:07am

In this game you play a man who is forced by Brendan Fraser to find items needed to open the entrance to the Center of the Earth. Little does Brendan know, he's actually sequencing a code for opening the door to The Rock's Scorpion mummy tomb. Even though he's getting negative Steam Reviews, he continues to hound players and force them to do his menial tasks. He even forces a 30 year old version of Jenny Weasely to help, most likely kidnapping her from Harry. The Cowboys from Brokeback Mountain even make an appearance. One of them is poisoned and you save him by picking up firewood and violins for Brendan. If only G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra and Pawn Shop Chronicles were good movies... If only he could still guest star on King of the Hill and Fairly Odd Parents... Maybe, just maybe, it wouldn't have come to this.

I recommend this game to people who want Brendan Fraser's weeny in their butt.

I do not recommend it for people who didn't like the Mummy because it's pretty much the same thing except you don't actually see The Scorpion Mummy Rock it's just implied.
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