Recent reviews by Petyr

If enough people buy this, maybe we will get Destroy All Humans 2 remastered? Buy it now!

Joe Exotic only likes the back doors exposed of tall dark and handsome young lads, not his computer. I will never financially recover from this (Unless I get a refund for this game).

I now need anti-depressants. Worth it.

The remaster of Borderlands makes it the best game in the series. Originally I believed it was superior to Borderlands 2 primarily in the story, humor and character development. However, now that the graphics have been updated to create a better atmosphere, and most importantly the user interface has been overhauled to allow more seemless play - the original is now hands-down the best in the series for me. Thank you 2K for this much needed update.

EVGA Led Sync crashes the Corsair link usb driver (AIO H100i V2). This appears on mutiple online forums. Have to roll back to resolve.

This game is broken, the Games for Windows Live application has been discontinued and as such it cannot be updated, it will not let you log in and you CANNOT SAVE YOUR GAME. I wish I could get a refund for this garbage.

This is ridiculous but it's not so bad because the game wasn't even that good in the first place, a below average fighting game compared to the actual series' that feature in it's title. Poor balancing being the largest problem.

Don't even bother with this one, the hype train was immense and the game was disappointing.

I killed Satan with tears and flies. 666/666

If you're sadistic as hell and enjoy the thought of killing people without enormous amounts of gore, this is the game for you. Very work friendly, so to speak.

If you gave this a positive review, you were either joking or a moron.
This is a CPU hog using 40% of my i7 (Not a high end i7 but still).
The program accesses information in your programs folder.
It cannot and should not run at idle, in fact it should not be on here at all as an unoptimized piece of trash. Don't waste any amount of money, not one cent on this game. UNINSTALLED.

Minecraft and ARMA had sex. You get the idea.