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0.0 hrs on record
Worth every penny.
It hooks you in and shows you a beautiful story with beautiful visuals, and makes you actually regret your actions towards characters. I'm not one to tear up at media like movies or video games, but man this game is something different. I'm sorry samurai,
Posted 28 September, 2023.
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35.2 hrs on record (18.0 hrs at review time)
Good looking and awesome game. Haven't bought a AAA-game in a while and I'm not disappointed.
Worth every penny
Posted 18 August, 2022.
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7.6 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
Its a fun tower defense game with neckbeard dialogue, otherwise ok with the sex scenes.
But the main character essentially raping a girl and then that girl loving him is very questionable morally.
Posted 13 January, 2022.
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30.2 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
If you haven't finished the game leave.

The greatest half-life game. The combat is great, the story is awesome, the graphics are the best ever seen in a vr title and I can't wait for half life 3.
Posted 24 March, 2020. Last edited 24 March, 2020.
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27.7 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
I am loving the game, it gives me portal and half-life vibes.

The game is awesome and I have been following it's creation before I even had a vr headset.
I love the art style and the holographic enemies. The wacky physics make the game all the better.

But every great game has a few short comings.
1. Melee weapons do little damage. I feel as if they could do a bit more damage.
2. No checkpoints or saves. It doesn't bother me as much as some other people, but having to replay the level when coming back to the game is a bit annoying but not infuriating.
3. Hands sometimes go through objects and get stuck.
4. Some occasional texture bugs, graphity disappears when looked at a certain angle.

Other than these 4 minor inconveniences the game is awesome and I can't wait to play it when I am at school or away from home.
Posted 12 December, 2019. Last edited 13 February, 2021.
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163.4 hrs on record (20.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I got my headset 2 days ago and already have over 20h. Awesome game, love the ttt mode.

Edit 1: Using Rift S and saw a person complaining about controller jitter, make sure you start the game in oculus mode when using rift S.
Posted 6 July, 2019. Last edited 8 July, 2019.
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0.4 hrs on record
The sodas in this game man... They are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good I chugged like 2000 of them.

16/10 Would drink again.
Posted 2 July, 2019.
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459.7 hrs on record (209.2 hrs at review time)
I have played this game a lot and will continue playing, but what bothers me is that they are using servers meant for websites to host as game servers. They made about 10milj dollars in the first 2 weeks, and they can't afford actual game servers. I will continue playing, but man the servers, they suck so much.
+ The cs communuity whined that 64 tick servers aren't good enough, but PUBG servers are running at 17 tick (a.k.a) it updates 17 times/s.
Posted 13 January, 2018. Last edited 13 January, 2018.
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1,863.2 hrs on record (1,510.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
The game is alive but not well.

Starting this game now will mean that you'll most likely encounter a cheater every game.
I suggest you buy the prime package right away or you will have to endure the cheating until you get to level 21 which can feel forever.
Posted 29 September, 2017. Last edited 25 May, 2020.
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214.2 hrs on record (10.8 hrs at review time)
Shutting OpenIV down is the worst thing you can do so f urselved
Posted 23 June, 2017.
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