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**CPU:** Intel Pentium 4
**RAM:** 2GB DDR2
**GPU:** Integrated Graphics
**Storage:** 150GB HDD
**Motherboard:** Random brand from 2003
**Cooling:** A small fan that makes more noise than a temu factory boy

Affiliation: BD/GD CRIPS
Block: Grape Street
Fav Rapper: Larry Hoover

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and if, according to Lil Wayne, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ come a dime a dozen, does that mean one good girl is worth $8.33?

Well, $8.35 in Canada.

In Thailand, $8.33 is about 275 Baht. 275 Baht will get you a skanky one in a Thai brothel. If you want a really good hooker, it'll cost you at least 2000 Baht, or about $61.00. So in Thailand a good woman is worth $61.00 or $732 a dozen.

Yes. However to further this, according to 2Pac Mo' Money= Mo' ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ If you divide out Mo', you will see that money=♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Therefore, 1000 moneys= one good girl.

To extrapolate further, diving with respect to "money" yields 1 money = $0.00833 This changes everything, because money isn't worth hardly anything.

True. A linear relationship between money and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ means the equation relating money to them is in the form of y=ax+b, where x is money and y is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Consulting the Lil Wayne theorem, if 12 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are worth $0.10, then one is $0.0083. Therefore we know that the equation 1=a(.0083)+b must hold true and so must 12=a(.1)+b. To find the equation relating money to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ must have "a" and "b" values which satisfy the two previous equations. Since "Mo'" implies a positive linear relation, we know "a" must be positive. I have done the math for you and found that a=119.96 and b=.0043. So, (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)=119.96(Money)

I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Young Savage, why you trappin' so hard, huh?
Why these ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cappin' so hard, huh?
Why you got a twelve car garage, huh?
Thought it was Fourth of July
You was with your friends playin' Nintendo
I was playin' 'round with that fire
Seventh grade, I got caught with a pistol, sent me to Pantherville
Eighth grade, started playin' football
Then I was like ♥♥♥♥ the field
Ninth grade, I was knockin' ♥♥♥♥♥♥ out
♥♥♥♥♥ like Holyfield
Fast forward, ♥♥♥♥♥, 2016
And I'm screaming ♥♥♥♥ a deal
Bad ♥♥♥♥♥ with me, she so thick, I don't even need a pill
I listen to your raps, thought you was hard
You ain't even street for real
♥♥♥♥♥♥ love sneak dissin' on Twitter
They don't want beef for real
And all these ♥♥♥♥♥♥ play like they tough
'Til a ♥♥♥♥♥ get killed
'Til a ♥♥♥♥♥ get spilled, 'til your blood get spilled
I'ma at your favorite rapper, shoot him like I'm John Dill'
"I been with you since day one, Savage, I ain't even hatin'"
So what's up with all that Instagram ♥♥♥♥?
"Savage, I was just playin'"
Y'all ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥', ♥♥♥♥♥, I hang around them Haitians
Pull up on you, tie your kids up
Pistol whip you while your ♥♥♥♥♥ naked
"Come on, man, Savage you know I always play your mixtape"
Yeah, ♥♥♥♥♥