MAN I LOVE PLAYING A GAME ON KEYBOARD, NOT ABLE TO FIGURE OUT THE CONTROLS, TRYING TO GO TO THE MENU THAT SAYS CONTROLS, AND SEEING A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ XBOX CONTROLLER IN FRONT OF ME, LOVE YOU KONAMI, AND BY LOVE YOU I MEAN I HOPE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EAT ♥♥♥♥ YOU STUPID PUSS LICKING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

GOD



OH, AND I LOVE WHEN A GAME DOESN'T LET ME CHANGE MY GRAPHICS SETTINGS FROM THE OUTCOME, BUT INSTEAD STARTS ME IN A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ MAIN MENU THAT ONE OF THE DEVELOPERS DECIDED LOOKED SUPER COOL, WELL YOU KNOW WHAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, IT DOESN'T, AND IT NEVER WILL.

MAN I LOVE PLAYING A GAME ON KEYBOARD, NOT ABLE TO FIGURE OUT THE CONTROLS, TRYING TO GO TO THE MENU THAT SAYS CONTROLS, AND SEEING A GOD DAMN XBOX CONTROLLER IN FRONT OF ME, LOVE YOU KONAMI, AND BY LOVE YOU I MEAN I HOPE YOU FUCKING EAT SHIT YOU STUPID PUSS LICKING ASSFUCKERS. GOD OH, AND I LOVE WHEN A GAME DOESN'T LET ME CHANGE MY GRAPHICS SETTINGS FROM THE OUTCOME, BUT INSTEAD STARTS ME IN A SHITTY MAIN MENU THAT ONE OF THE DEVELOPERS DECIDED LOOKED SUPER COOL, WELL YOU KNOW WHAT DIPSHIT, IT DOESN'T, AND IT NEVER WILL.