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https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3220360914
But my body...
My BODY:
Tells me:
Ẏ̸̛̛̦̿̏̂́͒̋̍͒͠Ȩ̸̧͕̮̣̹͍̘̣͕̮̩̻͇͆ͅS̵̢̧̢͔͈̜̘͈̼̙̜͊̓͠
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🐇🐣𝐻𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝐸𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇 🐇🐣
🐰 🐣 🐤 🐥🥕 🥚 🧺 🐇
Joke 11
A man goes to a funeral. He asks the widow if he could say a word. He goes to the front and says "Plethora" and sits back down. The widow leans over and whispers "Thanks, that means a lot."
Joke 10
Two nuns were sitting on a park bench when a naked man runs by...
One of the nuns had a stroke, the other couldn't reach...
⬜⬜💖💖💖💖💖⬜💖💖💖💖💖⬜⬜
⬜💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖⬜
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⬜💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖⬜
⬜⬜💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖⬜⬜⬜
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⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜💖⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
Joke 9
I mixed up the words jacuzzi and yakuza and now im in hot water with the Japanese mafia
Спрашивает:
- Ты кто?
- Я - гном. Пакостю людям. Гажу везде, порчу вещи, ору по ночам, спать не даю. А ты?
Кошка задумалась:
- Тогда я тоже гном!
Joke 8
Did you hear about the man with 5 penises? His pants fit like a glove
https://steamproxy.net/profiles/76561199198240087/myworkshopfiles/
Joke 7
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is very heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Joke 6
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
:makes gagging sound:
I told this to my family when I was like, 11? Went over well.
Joke 6
I went to a beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13.
“Sir, you gave me an extra.” That’s a freebie.
Joke 5
Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're really good at it
Joke 3
"Doctor, will I be ok?"
"I don't know, Mercury is in Uranus right now"
"I don't do astronomy doc"
"Me neither, my thermometer just broke"
Joke 2
Much more fun to say out loud than type but,
Two whales walk into a bar The bartender asks what can I get for you two?
One whales goes
OOOOOoooooOOOooooooOoOOOO (I try for dorys humpback whale impersonation here)
The second whale: Go home Frank you're drunk.
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Joke 1
Why do SCUBA divers fall out of the boat backwards?
Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.
God of Rizz
of skibiti of fortnite
I... chase a gyat
That I know I can never deserve
tip 29
not sure why somebody is crying?
ask, "is it because of your haircut?"
tip 27
want to replace a broken game console?
buy another one, put the broken console in the new one's box, and return it
tip 26.
If gay translates to "fun," then I'm fuсkіng natural
tip 25
Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's your parents' job
tip 24
if we remove all the laws, the crime rate will drop to zero percent
│ * Despite everithing, it's still you . │
┕⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯┙
tip 23
I want to be a billionaire like my uncle. He wanted to be a billionaire too
tip 22
when I was young I was poor, but after years of effort I am no longer young
tip 21
Sometimes I want to die. But I remember that the world would be a much better place without me, so I stay
tip 20.
Don't say "I want", say "I will". Like, "I will have my parents love me"
tip 19
My daily routine is pretty ordinary - I wake up and suffer
tip 18.
Steve Jobs was 21 when he founded Apple.
Bill Gates was 20 when he founded Microsoft.
It's too late. Give up.
tip 17
Stop calling me sexist. I've never had sex
tip 16
let's play hide and seek. I'll hide and you look for professional help
tip 15
If someone hates you for no reason, give them a reason.
Почему не существует обзоров на наркотики?
Отсутствуют независимые эксперты
Редко попрошайничаю лайки, но можете лайкнуть, буду благодарен https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3155762197