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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 12:45am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:15am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 2:38am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 4:37am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 6:29pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 5:18am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 4:17am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:46am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:46am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 2:33am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 2:37pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 4:17am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 5:41am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 6:46am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:03am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 12:45am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:01am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:47am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:32pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:46am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 7:56am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:56am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:46am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:20am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 7:28am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:40am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 6:03pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:01am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 5:51am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:19am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:29am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:28pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 11:22pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:10am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:03am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 5:58am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 7:50am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:50pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:04am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 12:00am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 6:25am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:29pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:19am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 6:47am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 2:45am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:20am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 8:36am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 2:43am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 7:47pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 3:57am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 12:47am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:46pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:46pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:46pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 4:01am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:47am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:13am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:45pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 4:35am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:43pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:44pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:43pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:05am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:19am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2022 @ 5:46pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 8:36am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 4:51am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:14am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:13am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 2:45am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:44pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:54pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:56am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:52am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 4:06am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:08am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:29pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:54pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:56pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:04pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:20am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:28pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 4:15am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:32pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:50am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:14am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:14am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:28pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:43pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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