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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
11.7 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
exquisite
Posted 26 November, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
476.7 hrs on record (190.1 hrs at review time)
i fixed juve
Posted 2 May, 2023.
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64 people found this review helpful
83 people found this review funny
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0.5 hrs on record
keeps ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CRASHING literally half an hour of CRASH ubisoft more like ubiflaccid penis!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 2 June, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
102.1 hrs on record (89.8 hrs at review time)
I'm definitely not an imposter
If I was then I wouldn't be one
Cause I'm not one
Even if I was
I wouldn't say that I wasn't
Cause I'm not
It's impossible
Implausable
I'm an imposter imposter
Obviously I'm not an imposter
Honest to god
I should toss y'all
Like a rotten salad
Any evidence against me
Far from valid
Like I'd never snap your neck
Or stab your back
Or crawl up through the smallest bend attack
An impostor's role i could never fulfill
If you don't believe me that's the guy that i just killed
OMG!
BODY REPORTED
R.I.P ORANGE
LOOK AT THIS CRIME
IT'S SO HORRID AND MORBID
Tragic but let's not linger
Definitely wasn't me,wanna point fingers?
Somewhere within this walls a Villain does exist
It walks inside the halls and crawls beneath the surface of your ship
And when you breathe you hear it and when you sleep you feel it
It is impending doom and yet it may be you
Imposter Imperceptible
A killer so maniacal
Extra terrestrial freak!
Imposter Imperceptible
Evil undetectable!
Imposter Imperceptible
Bout to go do my tasks
Get this victory,And then this dude asks;
Ey why you following me?
Cause you might be the killer,there's vibe that i'm getting..Dude just do your tasks! Wait,they're probably killing but anyway i think you kinda sus my guy
Who me? I bet you got a rusty knife (Nah) you just wanna stab me in the guts
I don't trust you you must be the imposter cut the lies dont believe you got blood lusting eyes
Nah really dude,I'm just trying to fix the wires
I know you cant wait until the lights go out, Cause when it gets dark That's when the knives come out
OK we're in electric they go out and i'll fix it but coming at me
I'll eject you with quickness
Hey watch out behind you! Hey watch out behind you!
Wow we got double killed,nevermind dude. Imposter Imperceptible
A killer so maniacal
Extra terrestrial freak!
Imposter Imperceptible
Evil undetectable!
Imposter Imperceptible
I found a body beside the reactor
Somebody killed orange :O you bastards! What we gonna do,this is a disaster! Everybody calm down and tell me what your task was
I was in admin,swiping a card
But It wouldn't go through I was swiping too hard
I was downloading data to 100%
I turned around and saw blue standing next to a vent
(What?!)
Somebody come watch me,scan in the medbay
I say we vote now and get rid of some dead weight
Well i saw purple lurking so suspicious
She kept flipping switches at the o2 censors Switches? That's a key pad!This guy sus Acting like a crewmate just like us!
(Kick him off!)
Thats the only way to project us!
Bye bye cyan!
You're gonna regret this!
Somewhere within this walls a Villain does exist
It walks inside the halls and crawls beneath the surface of your ship
And when you breathe you hear it and when you sleep you feel it
It is impending doom and yet it may be you Imposter Imperceptible
A killer so maniacal
Extra terrestrial freak!
Imposter Imperceptible
Evil undetectable!
Imposter Imperceptible
Posted 6 April, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
349.2 hrs on record (307.7 hrs at review time)
good
Posted 4 July, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
28.5 hrs on record (12.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Underrated and new update is dope
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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1.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Very enjoyable game, and it's free :D
Posted 30 March, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
44.9 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
I forgot how hard it is to drive a Jeep.
Posted 11 March, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
The. Greatest. DLC. Ever.
I nut to the tumbler
Posted 5 March, 2018.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
717.8 hrs on record (547.7 hrs at review time)
It was good in alpha...
Posted 20 May, 2017. Last edited 9 November, 2017.
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