яıк's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:38am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:03am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 8:36am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 10:17pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 3:41am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:45am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 9:31am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:12am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:37am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:06am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:07am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:11am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:19am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 11:15am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:08am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:13am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:47am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:47am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:47am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 1:54am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:07am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:16am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 11:58am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:06am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:06am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 11:17am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:37pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 3:22am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:40am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:06am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 11:58am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:07am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 1:41am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:15am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:12am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:11am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 5:04am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:30am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 5:24am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:26am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 3:21am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 6:12am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 4:03am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 5:24am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 6:57am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 7:42am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 6:07am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 9:52am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:13am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:47pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:06am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:20am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 11:59am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:28am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 1:21am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 3:19am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 8:40am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:28am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 12:26am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 8:39am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:47am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:32am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:12am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 3:13am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 12:18am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 1:52am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 5:48am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 4:28am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:01am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:17am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:18am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 11:32am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:20am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 7:56am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:49am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 5:25am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 3:22am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:13am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:27am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:27am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:39am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:59am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 9:50am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:12am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:13am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:21am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:11pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 8:36am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:26am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:48am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:34am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:43am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:05pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:17pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 5:20am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:22am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:11pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:13am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 6:12am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 6:39am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:13am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:47am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:15am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:02pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 1:26am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:06am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 11:06am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:28pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:03am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 6:12am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:27am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 11:55am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 5:04am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:49am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 6:59am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:13am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:43pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 6:52am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:45am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:13am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:10pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:18pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:23pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:47am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 3:12am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:13am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:21pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:10pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:51pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:52pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:33pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 4:22am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 5:47am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 6:31am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:47am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 9:13am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:17am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:21am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:38am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:55am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 3:41am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 6:10am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:13am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:21pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 11:35am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 3:27pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 11:16am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:01am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 10:46am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:41pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:52pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:14pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:59pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:19am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:52pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:27pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:37pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:16am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:14am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:39am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:40am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:26am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:40am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 7:26am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 2:00am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 1:57am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 4:06am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:28am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 7:43am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 3:18am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 9:32am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:38am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:01am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:57am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 9:39am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:52pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:34pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:01am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:40am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:30am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:14am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:02am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:21am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:37am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 12:03am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 11:32am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2024 @ 1:50am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:05am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 6:06am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:31am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:31am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:47am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:18am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:20am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:36am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:45am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:50am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 11:05am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:20am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:01am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:40am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:46am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:12am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:26am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:26am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:30am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:56am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:14am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:01am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:04am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 9:13am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:10am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 9:02am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:38am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:20am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:20am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:46am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:14am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:45pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:17am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:02am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 Mar @ 12:43pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:39am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:39am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:22am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:14am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 11:07am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:50am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 5:17am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 1:26am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 2:29pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 9 Nov, 2024 @ 10:48am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 2:07am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:45am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:54am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 6:01am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 6:02am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 9:40am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:43am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:40am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:41am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:45am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:45am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:35am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:35am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:45am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:14am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:14am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:15am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:53am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 4:34am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:13pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:22am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:40am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:41am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:46am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:01am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:06am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:14am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:14am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 3:35am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 3:35am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 5:29am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:06am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:15am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 10:22am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 1:05am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:17am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 9:42am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:48pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:22am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 11:04am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 5:25am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 1:00am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 2:31am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 10:21am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:07am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:13am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:06am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 1:54am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:38am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:38am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:58am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 10:35am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 10:06am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 3:32pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 12:16am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 11:48pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 10:46am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 6:38am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 9:55am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 12:15pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:37am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:52pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:43am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:43am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:20am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:05am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 10:11am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 5:16am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 1:05am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2024 @ 2:43pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:52pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:20am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:23am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:45am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:35am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:44am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:44am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:14am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:14am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:15am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:18am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:53am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 4:33am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 4:34am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 5:58am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:19am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 10:27am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:02am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:38pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 2:26am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 11:55am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 11:32am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 1:01am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 5:46am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:08am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:36am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 1:27am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 11:34am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 6:05am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:20pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:55am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:45am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:50am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 4:27am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 2:07am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 1:11pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2024 @ 4:17am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:03am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:16am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:45am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:46am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:06am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:14am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 9:14am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 11:14am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 3:54am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 6:04am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 6:04am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 5:29am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 1:05am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 1:05am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 9:19am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2024 @ 10:42am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 1:15pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 4:08am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 1:10pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 10:51pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2024 @ 7:50am