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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:53pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:55pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:44pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:46am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:22pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:25am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:14pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 2:38pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:26pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:23pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 12:37pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 9:35am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 8:06pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:28pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:33pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:39pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:49pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:09pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:32pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:47am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:23pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:14pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 9:14am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 8:20pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 8:20pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 8:20pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:31pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:01pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:27pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 9:52am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:27pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:27pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:51pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:44pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 6:08pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:04am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:28pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:07pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:32pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:34pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:44pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:19pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:51pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:15pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:02pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:44pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:06pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:00pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:24pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 8:09pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 7:51pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:46am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 8:09pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:24pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:22am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 9:10am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 2:23pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 11:56am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 2:23pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:30pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:40pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:16am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:15am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:48pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:38pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:22pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:52pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 9:52am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:32pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:24pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:30pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 2:47pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 9:11am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:23pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 1:37pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 8:20pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 7:28pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 2:23pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 8:37pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 6:08pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:10pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:22am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:57am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 2:40pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:53pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:42pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:26pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:18pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:18pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:18pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:59am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:22pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:52pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 2:24pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 2:24pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:52am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:52am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:15am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:16am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:15am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 9:19am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 2:24pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 8:06pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:59pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 8:07pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:54pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:03pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:03pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:25am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 12:24pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 11:37pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 12:24pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:18pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 1:03pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:45pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:45pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:50am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:08am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:14am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:09am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:55pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 11:56am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 9:59am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:10pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 12:37pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:52pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 2:24pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 2:24pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:52am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:52am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:15am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:16am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:15am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:59pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:30pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 8:10pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 8:10pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:17am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:03am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:44pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:13pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:15pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 12:23pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 2:24pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:52am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:08pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:14pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 7:28pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 2:24pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:52am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:44pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:46pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 2:40pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:57am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 11:49am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:38pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:11am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 4:14pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:12am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:57pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:18am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:13am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:08am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:22am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:10am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:05am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:10pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:21am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:16pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:01pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:29am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:32am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 8:20pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:11am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 9:53am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:15am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 12:34pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:37am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:37am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:38am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:41am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:40am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:13pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:07am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:07am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:08am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:10pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:30am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:03pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 4:14pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:12am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:05am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:34pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:36am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:05am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:01pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:49am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:42pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:27pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:23pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:04am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:57am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 12:42pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 9:04am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 9:04am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 1:04pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:52am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:50am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:35pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 9:16am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 10:01am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:37am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:12pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:15am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:02am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 8:37pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:37am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:37am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:38am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:41am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:40am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:13pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:07am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:07am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:08am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:11pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:30am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 5:55pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:46pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 11:56am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:19am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:46pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:22pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 3:47pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:42pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 12:24pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:00pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:22am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:36am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:07am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:45am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:43am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:12pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:13pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:08am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:08am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:08am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:14pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:20am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:20am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:20am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:49am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:06pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:20pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:42pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:46am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:28am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:46am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:38am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:44am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:20am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:59pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:19pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:21pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:15pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:15pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:27pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:31pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 12:23pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 10:14am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:43pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 12:34pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 8:06pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:13pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:13pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:30am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:30am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:25pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 12:23pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:36am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:44pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 9:06am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:15am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:06am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:06am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:12pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:13pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:08am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:08am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:08am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:14pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:20am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:20am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:20am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:06pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:06pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:20pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:25pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:28am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:20am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:20am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:20am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:06pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:20pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:20pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:40pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:35pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:43pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:43pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:00pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:01pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:20am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:20am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:27am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:27am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:59pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:00pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:38pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:32pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:22pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:17am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:39am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:02am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:04pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:04pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:11am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:11am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:44am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:09pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:42pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:00pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:32pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:32pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:43am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:05pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:28am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:20am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:20am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:20am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:06pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:20pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:20pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:40pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:35pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:43pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:43pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:00pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:01pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 10:08am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:30pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 4:59pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:13pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:07am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:31am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:31am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:05pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:23pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:32pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:07am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:34pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:37am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:49pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:09pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:05pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:06pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:57am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 2:14pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:23pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 11:49am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:10pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:14pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:14pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:06pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:06pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:34pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:34pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:33pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:33pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:41pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:01pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:35pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:15pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:19pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:43pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:05pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 2:12pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:25pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 2:12pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 1:16pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:06am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:22am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:23am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:27am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:36pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:38pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:39pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:05pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:36pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:36pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:40pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:35pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:43pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:43pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:43pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:00am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:00am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:07pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:33pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:13am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 9:20pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 3:51pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:05pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:36pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:36pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:40pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:35pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:43pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:43pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:43pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:07am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:06pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:07pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:33pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:13am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 9:20pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 3:51pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 9:35am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:38pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:59pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:42pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:19am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:25pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:25pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:01pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:01pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:25pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:25pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:39pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:06pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:57pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:07am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:05pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:12pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:43am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:05pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 2:43pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 1:16pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:30pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:45pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:27pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 12:53pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 7:51pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:07am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 1:03pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:14am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:37am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:42pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:47am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:41pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:41pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:39am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:06pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:54pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:54pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:03am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:08pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:13pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:43pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:43pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:59am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:07am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:06pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:07pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:22pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 9:11pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:41pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 5:55pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:42am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:43pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:35pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:54pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 2:12pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 9:10am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 10:08am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:40pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:00pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 2:10pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:03pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:03pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:35pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:42pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:32pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:32pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:36am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:22pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:59am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:43pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 6:43pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:07am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:07am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:06pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:07pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:22pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 9:11pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:41pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 5:55pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:11am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:09am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:36pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked