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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:46am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:57am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:37am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:08am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:56am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:19am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:05am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:46am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 10:06am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 5:28am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:15am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:23am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:39am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:08am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 10:07am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 9:04am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:30pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:46am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:47am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:49am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:42am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:07am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:08am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:49am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:16am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:05am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 9:10am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:15am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:39am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:23am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:09am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:32am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:34am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 9:10am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:25am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:27am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:50am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:46am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:05am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:21pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:30am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:57am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 9:06am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 8:47am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 3:51am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:52am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:38am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:30am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:47am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:32am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:48am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:53am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:44am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:49am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 9:00am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:23am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:20am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:24pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 11:58am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:38am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:41am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 9:00am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:49am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 4:11pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:46am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 9:02am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 11:58am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 8:52am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:36am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:57am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:39am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 9:02am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:34am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:31am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:09am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:53am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 10:07am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 10:53am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 7:19pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 8:37am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 4:36pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 6:51am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:01am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:14am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:20am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:30am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:41am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:31am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 9:03am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:39am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:24pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:20pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:23am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:35am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:37am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:41am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 3:23am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:12am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 6:20am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 6:20am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:16am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:16am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 6:50am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:44am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:33am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:38am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:53am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:34am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:14pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:58am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:45am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:43am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 10:07am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:30am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 9:11am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:05am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 11:59am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 6:03am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 6:48am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 6:50am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:50am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:44am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:45am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:25am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:25am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:34am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:40am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:34am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:39am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:47am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:50am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:46am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:28pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 11:58am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:33am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:58am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 9:06am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 11:59am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:22am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:34am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:36am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:40am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:43am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:03am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:13am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:21am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:48am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:53am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 6:51am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:08am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:30am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:15am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:32am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:33am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:33am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 2:26pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:04am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:16am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:04am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 8:37am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 4:12pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 6:39am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 6:41am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 6:50am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:45am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:44am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:44am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:56am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:47am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:46am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:46am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:17am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:20am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:20am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:24am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:38am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:42am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:03am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:00am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:15am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:22am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:50am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:54am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:30am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:47am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:30am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 10:56am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 7:51am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 5:08am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 6:59am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 8:09am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:48am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:52am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 3:32am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:02am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:24am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:32am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:28am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:00am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:38am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:41am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:09am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:04am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:14am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:21am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:50am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:46am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:56am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:59am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:06am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:36am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:33am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:12am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:45am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:40am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:55am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:08am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:08am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:46am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:39am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:40am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:37am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:38am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:43am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:47am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 6:42am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 5:35am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 6:58pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2024 @ 4:44am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:55pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 6:44am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:55pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 6:42am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:05pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:01pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:58pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:57pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:57pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:57pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:27am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:05am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 9:06am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:42am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:14am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:46am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:06am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:33am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:55am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:51am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:49am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 2:16pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:46am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:46am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:20am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:52am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:04am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:13am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:21am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:48am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:58am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:01am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:59am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:03am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:36am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:32am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:35am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:40am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:03am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:36am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:47am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:54am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:55am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:00am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:11am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:29am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:32am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:03am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:43am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:55am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:39am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:47am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:55am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:01am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:50am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:35am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:42am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:44am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 10:06am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:17am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:46am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 5:15pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:45am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 9:45am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 6:38am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:17am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:17am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:32am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:32am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:06am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:46am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:20am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 12:52pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:41am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:58am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:02am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:55am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:06am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:33am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:31am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:35am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:03am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:43am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:44am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:55am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:57am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:01pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 9:49am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:03am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:39am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:57am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:11am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:36am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:44am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:57am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:11pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:01am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:05am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:54am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 2:15pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:32am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:31am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:04am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:49pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:48am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 3:53am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:20am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:46am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:06am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:34am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:03am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:57am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 3:51am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:40am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:06am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 8:47am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:33am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:38am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:46am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 6:50am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 6:50am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:28am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:47am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:58am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:00am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:13am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:32am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:45pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 12:24pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:08am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:04am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:30am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:30am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:35am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:40am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:04am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:43am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:56am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:58am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:24pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:15am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:53am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:19pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:40am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:43am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:55am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:57am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:04pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:13am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 12:25pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:32am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 3:52am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:00am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:05am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:04am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:30am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:53am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:53am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:03pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 3:59am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:10am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:49am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:11am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:13am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:46am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:55am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:08pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:49am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 8:38am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:20am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:31am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 4:52am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:46am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:38am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 5:08am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 10:31am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:53am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:02am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:49am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:05am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:40am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:38am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:45am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:58am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 12:41pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:14pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:40am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:12am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 6:50am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:04am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:55am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:57am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:01pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:07pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:00pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 3:31pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:57am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:30am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 9:06am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:55am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:55am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:30am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:55am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 6:50am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:52pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:17pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:20am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:44pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:09am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:57am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:41am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:09am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:34am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:44am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:52am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:13am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:15am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:29am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:11am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:56am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:58am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:04pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:16pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:54am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:37am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 12:24pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 6:50am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:01am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:35am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 11:24am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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