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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 9.2 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 26 Feb, 2016 @ 7:26pm

Early Access Review
I'm writing this as a first impression review and will eventually come back to edit it.

I like this game. I always enjoy survival crafting games. And dinosaurs are cool, too. I like how vulnerable your character is in this game. The only thing I dislike is how hard it is to tell my left from my right when I'm trying to find where I died last after a respawn. I guess it's more of a masochistic thing, but I'm hooked on it, even though I'm mostly dying right now.

The summary of my first hour of playing, after making a character that remotely resembles me.

-Wake up, see how awesome the graphics are, but how laggy my laptop runs it.
-Turn it on potato mode settings, which works great with no lag, graphics tolerable.
-Punch a few trees like my homie Steve.
-Level up, get the hatchet...
-Craft hatchet, pickaxe.
-Big ass Nope Snake sneaks up on me. I defecated. Snake kills me.

-Respawn
-Can't find anything. Killed by a raptor within 20 feet of me.

-Respawn and die multiple times.
-A level 14 Nope Snake comes along and attacks me, I get lucky, running backwards while punching it. It dies, holding a metal pickaxe. Take all its junk. Defecate. Die from getting attacked by Alligator thing.

-Respawn, decide I just want to build a house for now, start building campfire and two foundations. Big alligator kills me.

-Respawn
-In a swamp. Pray to the Ogrelord for my safety. Come out of swamp. Near where I first spawned, 'left a campfire there'
-Big ol Gator comes along, attacks me, and destroys my campfire and foundation, decides it's his turf now.

I log off to eat and defecate. Log back on. Gator is gone for now,

I can tell I'll love this game the longer I play it.
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