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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 726.4 hrs on record (43.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 1 Jul, 2015 @ 3:50pm

I like the variety of stuff that can be done in this game, but what frustrates me to no end is that you cannot command AI units to interact with loot bags. In single player, I could have made it in one trip to the van on nightclub overkill, but nope, had to go back once more, just to die to a cocksu-erhemm-cloaker. Can't do stealth missions very well in the beginning because you only get one body bag.

Single player stealth heists are pretty much impossible, unless the planets line up right, and two trains, one heading from Baltimore, and the other from Seattle hit each other whilst traveling 88 mph. I did the oil rig hiest, everything turned out ok, until a cockcloaker killed me, then the AI just stood around like a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, at the insertion point. What's even more frustrating is that the more you repeat a heist, the more experience is lost.

Multiplayer, I've never played, due to post-traumatic stress disorder associated with other multiplayer games.

And then the Kicker; DLC. I love it and everything, but I can't afford it with my 400 dollar a month SSI check (Applying for SNAP benefits whilst this review is being written, hopefully gonna get me some food stamps.). Like, I looked over the dlc, and it would cost me roughly 60 bucks to get everything I don't have.

Being a former drill operator, mainly dewalt cordless drills, I've had drills jam. Instead of waiting about 10 seconds, for my IPad attached to my drill to reset it, I can hit a button to reverse the rotation, and then get it set back right. Why can't this be done? Also, where are all these drills stored? Hoxton breakout part 2 had me use around 4-5 I want to say.

I've made it to level 50, still ain't hardly got much. About 13 guns total.

I don't understand the logic behind this game.
What kind of car dealership has police officers all over it? Not one I've been to.
What kind of warehouse Keeps some random guy in heavy armor in a shipping container? Was the bulldozer in time out?
What kind of cops drop their weapon when I shoot them in the leg and then yell at them?
What kind of crappy AI comes along and shoots a cop in the process of cuffing himself?
and many more in my future published book, "The questions I have about Payday 2"
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