No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that tho k they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

U and ur friends s*ucking each others d*ick all game, f*ucking trash British piece of sh*it

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat, I saw you have 120 hours a week on new world. Wanted to get your opinion on tree farming

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat