Recent reviews by KMZ

The fact that actual adults, probably over the age of 30, sat down and came up with this goofball, corny, garbage DLC and thought it was a good idea is wild. The main game is great, but this expansion is digital diarrhea.

Now THIS is a true Hitman game. Not like Absolution where you spend the whole game chasing down some cowboy and his mutant Mexican bodyguard over some little girl.

The only problem I have with this game is that I cant smash every citizen's cellphone so they stop using Chirper.

Another one of those games that makes you say "5 more minutes" even though you said the same thing 9 hours ago.

I thought Eastern Front was the best CoH mod until I played this one.

The good ol days back when CoD wasnt garbage.

- So I enter a house to scavenge
- Get spotted by a woman
- She tries to run off to alert someone upstairs
- I take her down with an axe
- A man comes downstairs and sees the body...doesn't even look at me...he just starts crying
- He ignores me as I loot his goods
- As Im looting, I find a note.

Apparently the man's wife died a while ago. He met this woman afterwards when she was injured and helped her recover. They became close, and the heartbreak of losing his wife was slowly being healed by this new woman.

And I just killed her...

**exits the game and tries not to cry**

Shoutout to all the Payday veterans who paid for it before it was free, and may God help us get our money back

This game is proof God wants us to be happy.

It's funny how this $10 game is better than it's $60 sequel.