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Recent reviews by Kurtinz

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9 people found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
If you are thinking about buying this game, don't. just don't.

EDIT - the devs have shut down and no further updates to fix/improve the game will be done.
Posted 9 December, 2023. Last edited 11 December, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
52.5 hrs on record (10.6 hrs at review time)
anybody who decides to hack on this game deserves capital punishment, inbreeding animals.
Posted 23 August, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
148.4 hrs on record (136.5 hrs at review time)
clicker heroes is a good game to break your mouse. However this game is missing Goku so therefore I have to willy stab your dead mum per click.
Posted 2 May, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
488.8 hrs on record (263.7 hrs at review time)
run round the map collecting tracks only to get willy banged by a great Jagras.
Posted 4 February, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
195.8 hrs on record (128.4 hrs at review time)
in this game, training women make them sex change to man because only warriors can be man. women are too weak. man is strong. woman are to farm the grass and man are to fight. remember, if you suck the big giant off he will fight you. suck every giant off to win the game.
Posted 14 April, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
12.1 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
how to stop the dying? dying needs to stop. dying no good, dying i am. like the game if you like dying.
Posted 21 March, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
44.0 hrs on record
max is a true mad basterd. i went on a sesh with him one night and watching the dude butt chug 22 pints of Guinness was enough for me
Posted 12 March, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
25.4 hrs on record (21.5 hrs at review time)
get a prostitute, willy bang her then stab and get your monnies back
Posted 12 March, 2019.
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This review has been banned by a Steam moderator for violating the Steam Terms of Service. It cannot be modified by the reviewer.
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
3 people found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
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Posted 28 July, 2018.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.5 hrs on record
detective bingus on duty receives a call because bill murdered gary over gravy. Find the evidence, track down bill and whisper into his ear...

"Bill..... lick my bum hole bill!"
Posted 28 July, 2018.
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