"im not saying im good, im just saying im better than everyone else" -james
"i feel the vac in him" -unknown
"i bet you cant find your dad though" -random csgo player
"you look at top picture and say im ready to f*ck you, you know" -s1mple
"One time my dad beat me because he thought I ate his string cheese. -unknown
"why can't I just whip it out?" -james
"the finger-gril noises" -carter
"just become a female" -james
"How do people get born dutch?" -spoder
"bad widow pooger" -unknown
“I want a mosquito to eat out my ass” -james
"i get out of the bath with my wet clothes and i sit down to hear a squish and turn on bruno mars grenade and cry." -me
"im about to McFondle myself." -carter
"Ah, I see this is a manlet-only device." -unknown
"I have a loving mother I can smell." -Elijah
"ya know the wrist part of your foot?" -Carter
"I hate being a minority." -Carter
"I really wanna bust, but i need my testosterone levels to be high" -indie
"mankato jurger boint aint it" -me
"what even is the f*ck" -carter
"Doctored story not funny" - carter
"BETTY WHITE GOT THE EXPERIENCED BUSSY" "NO IT'S EXPIRED" -moot
"You don't understand power until you slide tackle a 12 year old" -Carter
"can i have a chicken 10 piece chicken" -ian kuhl
"i measure my nature seasoning in woah vicky counts" -me
"Ratio; you're ugly and you're white" -carter
*scrolls past goth shawty titled 'would you f*ck me?* "yes as a matter of fact i would" -carter
"big based and grin*o pilled" -carter
"Ukraine deserved it, they are housing wh*res" -carter
"fly high sky king" -james
"Pass the penjamin i'm tryna go to Yodie Land" -carter
"uh.. litawally twolled" - indie
"open up your console and write...im retarded" -indie
"Panam gonna get my PAnenis" -me