"Bro I am 3 kombuchas deep today my chakras are so aligned right now I think I'm about to start levitating out this ♥♥♥♥♥" -Dubstep4dads
He/Him .

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Words to live by:

"You can take the boy out of the bog but you can never take the bog out the boy"

"Damn, homie spitting? No, homie throwing up. Homie feel sick and want to go home"

"i was watching a video and a guy absent mindedly said "come on... come on, i've been a good boy" and i felt an electric shock ripple through my slick gnome physique"

"Did you know? In the medieval ages, your average English peasant was the size of a Rugby Ball"

"Might time travel back to whenever I was in Year 5 and kick myself right In the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jaw for being a dork ass loser"

"they call me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ because i be Idiot"

"There is one item in my brain and it is a single hot wheels car"

"I am two shaved legs away from making an only fans"

"I didn't "piss myself", I'm just "dripping with swag""

"Thinking about that time in high school we had to do 2 truths 1 lie and I decided to say "I technically have brain damage" as one of my icebreakers. Gigantic Brain"