it was a cloudy but not to cloudy night in the summer of 2008 when i meet my first girl friend we started off by texting and then it went on to sending pictures and i sent some things im not proud of i can say that i sent pictures of ma ♥♥♥♥ when i was putting it in nutella and then leeting my dog lick it of but then it was something that wasnt right i looked at the ♥♥♥♥♥ pic from ma gurl but it was something in the corner of the picture it was a ♥♥♥♥ she was holding a ♥♥♥♥ and it wasnt my ♥♥♥♥ it was her own ♥♥♥♥ she had grown her own ♥♥♥♥ out of her hands and then taken a picture of it and sent to me and den i got freeked out at first but then she wanted to meet me in irl and i said yes she only leaved in taiiwan and i lived in the us so it wasnt to far so i bout a ticket to her and flew over to taiiwan and when i se her att first i didnt se the

♥♥♥♥ until we start making out and then see puts the ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and screams do you want it in your but tonight honey? and im like no thx and runs to the airport while screaming like a girl and when im on my way a plain runs me over and chrushes my leg in 97 peices and im screaming more then i go to the hospital and when im there this guy comes over to me and starts to talk to me and says that ill get some free brownies if he could have my hand and im like yes and then he chops of my hands and runs and gives me no cookies =( and im like no then i fly back to the us and when im half way home my car brokes and i have to walk and when im home i check my pocket for my keys and they arent there so i forget it in taiiwan and so i run to the airport and fly to taiiwan and go get them and then i went to the hospital to get them

but i cant find them so i check my pockets again and they where apperantly in my pockets anyway i didnt fell them so i fly back to the us again and when i get home ill go to the computer and i go to steam and im like ohhh a messages and its a trade offer with my teci 9i grundwater and my awp safari meshi blatte scared and it stands that ill recive 5 euro ill accept trade and i wass like ohhhhhhh nice and then i accepted the trade and i didnt get 5 euro so i waited for 1 day and they still wasnt there and then i waited 5 days and they still werent there so i tried to find this guy irl but i couldent so i went to my moms house and said i love her and then i went home and killed myself but.... i got resurected by my paladin friend so now im her telling this story that you should not trade with this guy.