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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:01am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 9:18am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 5:17am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 6:47am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:11am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:34am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:38am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:49am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:57am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:20am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 6:42am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:20am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 2:15am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:09pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:37am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:42am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:54am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:33am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:35am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:00am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 1:16pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:13am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:34am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:10am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:11am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:41am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 9:46am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:59am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:57am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:21am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:14pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:53am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 2:06am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:42am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 3:44am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:50am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 6:42am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:07am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:02am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 5:05am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:10am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 3:51am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:23am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 12:27am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:48am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 1:13pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 9:39am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:00am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:59am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:57am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:14am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 9:54am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:22am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:21am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:41am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 12:06am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:31am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:06am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:18am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:12am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 5:18am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 12:05am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:24am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 12:53am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 12:06am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 12:19am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 12:19am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 1:09am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:19am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:37am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:43am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 12:49am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:18am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:59am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:20am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:04am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 6:48am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:42am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:41am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:26pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:42pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:14pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:45am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:18am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:26am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:46am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:14am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 4:12am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:12am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:23am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:19am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:38am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:50pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:38am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:25pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:45am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:28am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:15am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:04am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:31am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:57am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:29am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:29am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:47am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 9:58am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 10:10am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 10:53am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:35am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:16am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:19am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 11:53pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:48am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 7:42am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:47am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 1:45pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:09am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:12am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:21pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:03am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:54am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:47am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:14am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:22am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:29am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:35am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:35am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 5:10am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 6:37am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:15am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:00am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:16am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 5:12am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 4:14pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:13pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:43am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:37am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:39pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:46am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:15am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:39am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:18am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:16am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:39am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:43am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:27am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:24am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:17am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:35am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 6:29am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:29am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:05am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:52am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:10pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:23am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:13am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:16am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:12am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:20pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 9:54am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:42am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 4:03am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:15am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:16am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:06am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:52am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:39am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:01am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:10am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:26am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:18am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:27am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:54am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:48am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:58am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:54am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:40am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:02am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:18am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:11am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 5:14am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:23am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:30am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:38am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:42am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:12am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:21am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:16am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:31am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:23am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 6:54am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 11:30am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:45am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:55am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 8:27am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 8:36am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:49am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:15am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:45am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 9:04am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 9:14am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 9:00am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 6:37am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:12pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:04pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:13pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:16pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:51am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:34am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:59am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:51am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:52am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:14am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 2:21pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:18am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:48am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:55am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:18am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:41am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:19am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 6:58am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:00am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:51am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:45am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:18am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:42pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:48am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:52am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:36am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:08pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:56am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:39am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 5:01am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:07pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:16pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:45am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:38am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 8:40am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:07am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:07am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:45pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 5:55am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 5:47am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 7:30pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:39am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:40am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:40am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:47am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 8:56am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 9:01am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 7:11am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:42pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:17pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:17pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 10:44am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 12:42am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:04am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:20am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 7:56am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:33pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 4:10pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:06pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:27am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:38am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 7:16am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 7:31pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 10:17am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:12am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:54am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:20am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:27am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 5:55am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 5:47am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:17pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:10am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:02am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 5:15pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:50pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:32pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:23pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:14pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:00pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 5:24am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 11:53am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:18am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 6:32am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 10:42am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 10:45am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:54am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:47am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 5:03am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 5:03am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:30pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:06pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:17pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:25pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 5:49am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 4:16pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 5:03am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 5:03am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:25pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:02am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 10:49am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:22pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:25pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:54am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:31am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:04am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:30am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:20pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 9:44am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:24am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 2:27am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 1:43pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:15am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:46am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 12:10pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:36pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:35am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:54am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:33am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:01am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:16pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 5:48am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 10:08am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 7:31pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 7:31pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 5:15pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 5:55am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 5:47am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:25pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 7:31pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:14pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 10:21am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 10:18am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 10:18am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 10:18am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:00pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:06pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:51pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:50pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 12:10pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 12:11pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:11pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:41pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:51pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 12:10pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 12:10pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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