I asked if she could at least lower the volume, or use headphones. She refused, saying the sound needs to "fill the room" for the full effect. I even tried playing my own "relaxing" noises to balance it out—rain sounds, white noise—but she said they "ruin the purity of the ocean experience."

After weeks of this, I finally snapped and just started sleeping in my car. I parked it in our driveway, reclined the seat, and actually got my first full night of sleep in weeks. Now she’s furious, saying I’m "abandoning our bed" over something trivial and making her feel guilty for trying to create a peaceful home environment. I told her I’d happily come back if we could compromise on the whale sounds, but she says I’m being selfish and "refusing to understand her needs."

So, AITA for choosing my car over the call of the wild?

Okay, so this is weird, but I need to know if I’m in the wrong here. My wife (32F) has recently gotten really into whale sounds. It started as something she played while working from home, and I didn’t mind. Then, she started listening to them while doing chores, cooking, and even during dinner. Again, fine—I figured it was a phase.

But then she started playing them at night. I mean, full blast, speakers on either side of the bed, deep ocean whale calls echoing through our room like we’re sleeping at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. She says it helps her relax and feel "connected to nature." The problem is, I can’t sleep through it. I’ve tried earplugs, but I swear I can still hear them. I wake up to haunting, eerie moaning sounds and feel like I’m in some kind of deep-sea horror movie.

How the hell did you die more times than the round exists? We've played 12 rounds and you have 13 deaths! How?? The math is in mathing! Einstein didn't die so you can discombobulate his theories with your poor performance! You're not entry fragging, you're a walking ult orb! Kipler, Why are you typing Ha ha ha? You've died every round too and your bottom frag. I am baffled. I am bamboozled.

Back in 2010 16 year old me was getting the dankest weed known to man this ♥♥♥♥ must have been grown by the CIA. One gram just sitting in your pocket could reek up an entire classroom or school bus and would get my lil paranoid ass suspended from school. I don’t know what the ♥♥♥♥ we we were smoking. I can go to the dispo today and ask for the dankest freshest weed they have and it won’t even come close to that high school skunk.

Oi, oi, oi... I've got an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog is a filthy normie baka. He totally disrespected my waifu. That's right, he used his quilly hedgehog chakra stick and he pissed on my beautiful waifu, and he said his chakra was "this big." And I said, "DAMN YOU, YOU SICKENING BACKSTABBER!!" So I'm making a callout post on my nicovideo: Shadow the Hedgehog, your chakra stick is laughably small, it's the size of this shuriken except way smaller. And guess what, baka? Here's what my chakra stick looks like!

I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you don’t know me at all and i know it’s kinda weird. I just thought maybe it’d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know you’re straight. I’m a boy that’s why I was saying roleplay.. this isn’t a troll. again, I know it’s really random and weird. I’m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here