Frodor Baggins
CARTER ULYSSES MOSES   Korea, Democratic People's Republic of
 
 
In 1963, the government created microscopic spy chips with help from the Elders Of Zion, the Shabtai, and Ru Paul's father, Ur Paul. They inserted them into every bird on the planet, even the ones in space, and have been slowly using them to control the population through binural signals that cause us to believe the earth is round, that dubbed-watchers deserve rights, and that half of the human population has not been replaced by intergalactic demons, that exist only to further stunt and enslave the human race. Now is our chance to fight back, the secret chips have run out of their solar energy after the Sun was replaced on 9/11, and to facilitate their replacement, the Chinese and the superintelligent bat society have created the coronavirus hoax in order to keep the human race in the darkness of our own homes so that we may not see the darkness happening under our very noses! WAKE UP EARTH! LEAVE YOUR HOMES AND LIVE YOUR LIVES! ANY BIRD YOU SEE YOU MUST KILL FOR THEY ARE HERE TO ENSLAVE US! ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU TO STAY INSIDE HAS BEEN REPLACED! IF YOU ENCOUNTER A REPLACEMENT SUBDUE THEM AS SOON AS YOU CAN! DO NOT CALL THE POLICE, ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT HAS BEEN REPLACED BY LIZARD CLONES THAT OBAMA AL' JIZZ-KOHK, FORMER U.S. PRESIDENT, HAS MANUFACTURED IN THE FAKE SUN! SHOOT ON SIGHT! KEEP YOURSELF SAFE AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO EXPEL NANITES INHALED THROUGH THE AIR! IF YOU HAVE THEM, SMOKE AS MANY FILTERLESS CIGARETTES AS YOU CAN, TOBACCO HAS NATURAL HEALING PROPERTIES AND CREATE A PROTECTIVE TAR LAYER ON YOUR LUNGS, IF YOU DO NOT HAVE THEM, STEAL THEM IMMEDIATELY! DO NOT TRUST FOREIGNERS! DONALD TRUMP IS A CYBORG SENT FROM THE FUTURE SOCIETY OF ♥♥♥♥♥ CHRIST, PAPA JOHN, L. RON HUBBARD, AND RICHARD NIXON TO SAVE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE! VOTE DONALD TRUMP IN ALL BALLOTS! ALL LIBERALS ARE GOVERNMENT PLANTS, SUBDUE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! AGENT CARTER ULYSSES MOSES SIGNING OFF, REMAIN VIGILANT TRUE BELIEVERS!
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Made a steam controller config for all you true gamers out there
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Komentar
Dragonkiller137 6 Jul 2023 @ 7:32am 
Planet destroyer, Glizzy enjoyer
Lord Bosuke 10 Sep 2022 @ 11:05pm 
This man offers homosexual ♥♥♥ for steam trading cards
Lord Bosuke 25 Des 2017 @ 8:08pm 
boi ♥♥♥♥♥
Lord Bosuke 11 Agu 2017 @ 5:52pm 
E>
Lord Bosuke 11 Agu 2017 @ 5:52pm 
hold on got it
Lord Bosuke 11 Agu 2017 @ 5:50pm 
wait how do you make the 3 backwards