Garden gnomes are no joke. They are seriously the most dangerous thing in my grandmothers garden. Ever since I was just a boy I knew that something wasn't right about them. I swear one time I saw one turn it's head while I was playing in the backyard as if to keep its eyes on me. It gave me nightmares for years. I wouldn't even play in the backyard by myself anymore because of it. They're really scary guys. Don't look them in the eye, it's a challenge to them and they'll really mess you up.

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hello i am geordie greep, frontman of the english experimental rock band "black midi"