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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:39pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 4:38am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:17am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 9:27am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 11:57am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 4:43am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:09am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:08am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:29am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:06am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:12am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:59am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 11:57am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:05pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:39am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 4:55am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 4:30am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:16am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:43am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:28am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 4:33am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 10:39am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:13am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 4:47am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:48am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:06am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:10am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 3:00am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:30am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:59am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:59am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:41am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:22pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:31am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:07am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 6:02am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 11:09am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:53am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:54am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 11:09am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:54am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:52am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 3:03am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:35am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:41am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:47am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:59am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:59am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:09am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:39am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:51am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:49am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:42am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:10am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 4:47am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 3:02am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:10am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:27am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:00am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:22am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:39am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 4:54am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:38am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:39am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:10am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:00am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:38am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:36pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 11:59am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:10am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:10am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:06am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:29am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:29am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:30am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:36am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:36am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:40am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:43am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:49am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:10am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:39am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 4:45am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 4:47am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:10am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 4:47am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:27am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:38am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:38am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:25am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:29am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:11am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:11am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:07am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:42am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:53am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:48am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:43am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 4:47am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:59am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 11:30am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 3:02am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 4:47am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:00am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:00am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 4:47am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:10am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:27am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:59am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:30am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:05am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:45am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:24am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:16am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:30am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:38am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:19am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:26am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:27am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:40pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:21am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:59am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:10am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:43am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:27am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:27am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:38am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:38am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:39am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:59am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:19am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:59am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:39am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:31am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 2:52am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 3:00am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 4:45am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:58am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:07am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:30am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:59am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:21am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:37am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 2:56am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:39am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:43am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:38am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:12am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:26am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:26am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:38am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:38am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:20am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:41am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:26am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:29am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:31am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:42am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:22am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:22am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:18am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 4:44am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:42am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:05am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:37am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:52am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:38am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:26am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:28am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:53am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:19am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:57am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:22am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:27am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:34am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:59am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:43pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:43pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:43pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:48am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:48am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:48am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:48am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:48am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:48am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 8:28am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 8:05am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 2:18pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:53am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:04pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:17am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:43am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:39am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:46am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:00am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:31am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 8:05am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:16am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:39am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:32am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:56am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:24am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:27am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:41am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:27am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:32am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:48am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:52am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:24am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:28am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:38am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:51am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:55am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:01pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:18am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:26am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:30am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:32am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:59am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:22pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:21am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:34am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:35am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 1:57pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 1:58pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:40am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:07pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:56am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:02pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:09am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:47am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:51am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:37am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:27am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:53am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:01pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:23pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:29pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:32pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:02pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:18am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:00am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:54am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:28am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:04pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:16pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:20am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:32am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:59am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:54am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 4:44am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:43pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:09am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:36am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:40am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:48am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:04am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:53am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:58am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:58pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:42am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:21am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 12:48pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 4:47am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:26am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:03am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 10:04am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:46am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:10am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:16pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:26am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 4:49am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:05am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:18pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:52pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:03am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:10am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:49am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:42pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:01pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:15pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:03am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:04am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:13am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:27am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:51am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:36am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:19am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:43am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:01am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:40am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:29am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:57am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:29pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:04am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:27am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:57am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 2:58am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:48am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:43am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:03am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:43am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:32pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:39am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:25am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:25am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:24am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:41pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:45pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 6:35am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:41am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:05am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:16pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:04am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:53am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 9:23am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:43pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:02pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:03pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 4:51am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:04am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:18am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:43am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 5:29am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:59am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 8:45am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:39am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:21am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 9:14am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 5:40am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:09am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:48am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:21am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:53am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:26am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:58pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:59am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:30am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:41am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:49am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:09am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:47am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:32am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:59am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:43pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 4:51am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:04am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:38am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:13am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:35am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:27am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 3:01am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:26am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 9:42am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:58am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:31am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 9:22am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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