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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:57am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:12am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:12am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:44am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 7:45am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:24am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:25am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 12:26pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:17am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:21am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:37am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:38am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:38am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:40am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:43am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:20am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:10am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:54pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 7:01am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:12pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:54am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:47am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 11:00am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 10:42am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:14am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:14am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:08pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:43pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 11:00am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:01pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 3:34am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:01pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 5:34pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 5:28pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:07am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 11:48am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 6:12am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 9:06am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 10:03am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:40am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:40pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:10pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:10pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:10pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:10pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:41am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:10pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:09am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:18am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 7:41am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:07am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:30pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 8:45pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 8:40pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 7:14am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:07pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 3:42pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 2:34am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 2:34am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:22am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:22am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 3:22am

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:59pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:04pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 6:54am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 3:22am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:28am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 2:34am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:10am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:35pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:35pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:35pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:28am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 2:34am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:34am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:31am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:35pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:35pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:35pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:35pm