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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 2:04am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:35am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 9:03pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 3:05am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:29pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 2:36am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 6:26pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 6:03pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 2:40am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:29pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 12:20am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 12:04am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 2:19pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 12:04am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 2:36am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:28pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 9:25pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 2:58am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 2:58am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 10:45pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 12:20am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 10:22pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 2:50am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 10:51pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 2:05am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 2:52am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 2:36am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 6:28pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 4:31pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 7:55pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 6:41am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 3:28am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 12:58pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 12:08am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 6:36pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:59am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 3:28pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 1:31am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 7:12am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:36pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:38pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 7:50pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:35pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 7:19pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 12:08am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:42am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 2:29am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 9:02pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 3:04am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 4:17am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 8:06pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 3:16am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 3:17am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:21pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 2:35am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 3:28pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 9:00pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 9:03pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 10:06pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 2:48am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 2:55am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 7:26pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 7:26pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 11:38pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 10:22am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 12:55am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 2:32am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:42am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:41pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 11:08pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 9:04pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 3:27am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 2:51am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 11:40pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 6:12pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 2:27am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 2:27am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 6:00am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 2:27am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 12:23am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 11:10pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 12:18am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:56am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 2:21am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 6:43pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 2:36am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:11am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 2:47am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 1:58pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 8:52pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 10:28pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 10:59pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 8:13pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 11:45pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 2:55am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 7:45pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 3:19am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 3:09am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 3:19am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 3:19am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 12:16pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:49pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 2:37am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 12:48am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:14am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 3:51am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 8:30pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 10:59pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 2:33am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 10:20pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 10:47pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 3:23am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 1:49am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 2:29am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 3:17am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 2:23am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 2:55am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 3:23am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 11:45pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 1:27am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 2:27am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 7:46pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 8:09pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 9:17am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 8:06pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 3:06am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 2:16pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 7:44pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 2:32am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 2:59am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 2:34am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 12:12am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 7:38pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:34pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 3:07am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 2:27am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 10:33pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 10:13pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 8:13pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 10:47pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 3:23am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 2:29am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 2:29am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 2:34am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:02pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 11:58am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 11:44am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 1:13am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 3:44am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:50pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 1:57pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 11:09am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 3:02am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 1:41pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:53pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 2:58am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 2:33am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 10:17pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 3:17am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 1:49am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 2:29am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 2:31pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 6:06pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 2:40am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:27am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 7:37pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 3:08am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 2:06pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 4:38pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 2:48am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 2:53am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 2:53am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 3:39am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 6:25pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 9:12pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 6:15pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 6:54pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 9:23pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 1:28am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 9:21am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 2:37am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 9:21am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 9:17am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 9:17am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 12:13pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 7:28pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 2:20pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 12:02am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 1:03am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 3:06am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 10:30pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 11:59pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:02pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 6:19pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 6:51pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 3:12pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 9:17am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 10:46pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:46pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 1:49am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 2:29am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 10:26pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 2:37am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:27am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:29am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 3:07am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 7:18pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 12:35pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 4:52pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 3:24am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 4:13pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 7:11pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 2:36am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 1:57am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:28am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:29am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 6:00pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 5:13pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 3:24am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 8:06pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:34am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 1:16am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 7:47pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 2:47am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 2:49am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 7:09am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:54pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 9:06pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 4:16pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:19am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 2:40am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 2:54am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 2:54am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 2:54am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 4:40am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 3:41am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 2:48pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 1:16am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 1:19am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 4:38pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 9:00pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:03pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:18pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 1:56am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:29am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:21pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 1:57am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 1:32am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 7:13pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 5:10pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 6:55pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 7:15am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:33am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:27am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 1:46am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 1:22am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 2:27am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 12:43am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 5:09pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 8:18pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 10:46pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 1:28am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 2:31am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:27am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 7:27pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 7:14am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 1:17am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 4:28pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 3:17pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 12:55pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 4:35pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 9:17am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 6:54pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 3:03am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 9:15am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 3:06am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 11:59pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 4:11pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 3:44pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 6:54pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 1:16am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 6:00am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 10:14am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:46pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 10:04pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 12:37am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 9:17am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 2:58am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 2:58am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:12am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 9:03am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 10:13am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 9:01am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 8:15am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 2:04pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 9:40pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 3:50am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 1:41pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 4:22am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 4:40am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 4:55am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 4:59am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 4:02am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:30am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 7:32pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 6:33pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 3:04am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 6:19pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 3:22am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 3:24am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 3:24am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 2:33am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 1:16am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 1:30am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 1:22am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 8:10pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 4:30pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 4:39pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 3:33am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 9:02pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 2:35am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 11:56pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 8:16pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 6:54pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 7:09am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 3:10am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 1:18am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 1:22am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 9:03am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 1:37pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 7:29pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2024 @ 12:04am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 9:01pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:03pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 4:17pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:51pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 12:06am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 2:31am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 5:23pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 3:21pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 10:27pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 6:32am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2024 @ 12:04am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 9:20pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 12:39pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 3:11am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:15pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:13pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:51pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:29am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:34pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:27am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 1:26pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 6:28pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:34pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 10:21pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 2:38am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 1:28am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 1:49pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 4:25pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 1:28am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 7:08pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:54pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 6:32pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 2:55am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 4:15pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 2:27am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 7:29pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 10:42pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:30am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 9:36pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 3:14am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 5:36pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 2:19am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 3:24am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 7:33pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 1:16am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 1:17am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 3:41am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 9:08am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 3:30pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 12:19am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 9:02pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 2:12am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 7:48am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 11:56pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:59pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 2:31am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 10:31pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 4:52pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 5:22pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 3:40am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2024 @ 7:10am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 2:06pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2024 @ 8:15am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 3:32am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2024 @ 8:47pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 2:58am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:46pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 12:58pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:21pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 3:16am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 2:59am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 3:44am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 1:19am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 4:38pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 9:00pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:03pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:44am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 3:39am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 11:13pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 6:33pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2024 @ 7:56pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 3:41am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 4:22am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 3:14am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 7:24pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 7:25pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 10:13am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2024 @ 1:55am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 1:49pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 8:49pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 3:40pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 2:39am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 2:29am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2024 @ 2:11pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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