"Take his socks!!"

"That is how you shall live— In place of a life, revenge."

"Whenever somebody takes out a guitar at a party, I take out my ♥♥♥♥ & say "Keep strummin' Cat Stevens..." "

"Sometimes I don't thrill you, Sometimes I think I'll kill you
Just don't let me ♥♥♥♥ up will you, 'cause when I need a friend it's still you... What a mess...."

"Never bet on a dog named after a disabled president"
"I thought it was Teddy"
"Rollin' Roosevelt?"

"That's the strength the 4‑4‑2 still has. It feels basic, unsophisticated even, but it is tough and resilient. It's what English football always reaches for in time of crisis, a tactical chicken soup for players in need of something familiar and comforting."

"Goodbye users and suckers and steady bad luckers. We're off to the land of club soda unbridled"

"Be the mule that you gotta be"

"I was wedded and it whetted my thirst, Until her womb start spilling out babies. Only then did I reckon my curse"

"These mysteries of life... That just ain't my thing"

"Who's gonna shake a corner of my mind today?"

"Soon the townfolk took to it, In every pew they looked to him
For guidance just like eyeless lambs, Awaiting that ol' kabob stand"

"If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward, then brother, that person is a piece of ♥♥♥♥."

"The only words I've said today are "beer" and "thank you""

"Hello, you must be David, I am Veronica - let's be together, until we're all finally crushed"

"I can’t believe I got so far with a head so empty"