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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
Unfortunately, I cannot recommend this game.

I heard only the best about it, as it is thought-provoking, witty, hilarious. Well... I was surprised to realize that it isn't.

The concept is adorable. And... it is admittedly intriguing. However, the execution lacks. For me the worst part was the Narrator. He talks a lot, which gets boring. While he has a marvelous voice, the jokes are not funny. I am not trying to be a smartass and I don't pretend that I am the king of humor, but I considered them funny the first 10 minutes, and was frustrated thereafter. Sometimes you know that you are stuck in a room and you WILL have to listen to the Narrator for a couple of minutes and that makes you a bit frustrated, because you already know what he will say and you know you won't be amused.

TLDR
The concept is revolutionary, and one can see the enthusiasm of the game's creators. However, the execution left me dissapointed - probably because my hopes were very high. Worth buying if the moneys are not an issue and you feel like you want to experience something unusual. Not worth buying if you expect anything emotional, story-rich or hilarious.
Posted 29 January, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
44.9 hrs on record (25.5 hrs at review time)
I completed half of the game but now it wouldn't allow me to login. My password is incorrect, no emails come when I try to restore it. I spent an hour trying to start the game but it just wouldn't. I tried setting up a new account but it doesn't work as it says that 'there is already an account that is linked', which I cannot activate.

They ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it up. So much frustration and pity.

Avoid.
Posted 21 September, 2018.
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11.3 hrs on record (9.2 hrs at review time)
This game’s best feature is the style. First, this is a rare type of game that hugely benefits from the OST: Nervous_testilot reestablished himself as my favorite OST writer and I love how he creates something ingenious — both the game and the soundtrack.

It’s a good game in a sense that you can make a turn and do something else. It doesn’t require long time commitment and has a niche in that regard.

It’s, like... crispy. The graphics. They are simple and visually appealing.

On the other hand, I still can’t figure how to play. It’s complicated and doesn’t help to improve, so you just experiment and make conclusions. I don’t care about losing so I try to do most weird things and sometimes they even work out.

It also makes you think which is good.

It’s not for everyone but I do recommend it. It’s a bona fide indie game, but author loves it. That soundtrack is written with passion.
Posted 15 September, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
72.6 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I just checked the reviews and I am quite perplexed as to them being 'mixed'. I don't write reviews but this is completely unjust, so below is mine bona fide opinion.

This game is not for everyone. Quite frankly, this game has a very specific target audience - people who are nostalgic for Call of Duty 1 and Call of Duty 2 competetive times. Yeah, when you had to find games through IRC. Sometimes clanbase (gee, that was a thing!).

What were the cornerstone aspects of that type of gameplay - mostly referring to CoD2 due to its popularity? Sometimes I will compare to CS as I have played the franchise for a couple of thousands hours after CoD2 (CoD4 never appealed to me).

- Really low TTK (time to kill). In CS, you can often times land seven 9mm bullets in armored torso, not killing an opponent. Here - as well as in CoD2 - any weapon will need less than three bullets to kill. If you spray BAR in someone's torso the person will be dead in less than a second. This is needed for the simple reason of having kar98 in game - to make sure that other weapons are viable against a one-shot-kill-to-torso weapon. If kar misses you have to be able to punish it. Hence the low TTK.
- Faster gameplay. Granted, CSGO is not the slowest game ever, but this is much faster. Could be good, could be bad - I, for instance, feel like I am a bit too old now for the krrazy kar flickshots while running. Feels thrilling though. FEELS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ COD-2-ISH.
- Precision while jumping. Was in CoDs, good or bad.

Yeah the game was clunky and FPS drops were insane. They are working on it. I see the progress.

Go get it.
Posted 15 February, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
24.5 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Yo, the update where they added the zed control actually made this game so nice. It is not the best game in the world, but to have some fun with friends? Absolutely! It is fun and aestetically appealing as well.

I played the first KF for quite some time too. It is a somewhat different game. But why the hate?
Posted 13 June, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
27.3 hrs on record (24.9 hrs at review time)
Wait, what? It has MIXED reviews ?!

Guys. I've played this game so much back when it went out, and I played it in steam for 25.9 hs. Maybe nostalgia, but I find the game to be really perfect in terms of deepness/arcadeness balance. I also kinda like the plot, and that you can have a completely different game if you choose a different faction.

The combat is fun, too. Actually, I am writing this review cause I was browsing steam for a game with similar type of space combat, like 3D but still 2D-ish.

Yeah, it is a liiil bit buggy and, say, empty. But I love it.
Posted 16 March, 2016.
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6 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
В целом, цена в $7 или 228 (да, забавно) рублей кажется мне неадекватно высокой. Однако стой эта игра рублей сто, это было бы лучшая игра из разряда "эй, давай поржем"!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_vhDKHYWhQ
Posted 23 April, 2015.
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5 people found this review helpful
47.9 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
I lead the human race to the glory.

Mass divers (or whatever they called) helped a lot, too.

Recommended.
Posted 15 April, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
44.9 hrs on record (39.0 hrs at review time)
Totally worth it. On the additional note, co-op is FREAKIN' FUN, and I generally hate co-op games. But here, man, feels like filming 'Black Hawk Down' every time I gather with friends. Even though bots are kinda, average at max, they do some random stuff. The second time me and my friends played co-op the round ended in 4 seconds with no casualties from insurgents. I just peeked out of spawn and then there were those two hilarious seconds (in-game sounds):

*Massive fire instantly pins down the whole squad*
- F*СK ! F*СK !! FUСK !! (oh man how they say it)
*Rocket launch sound*
- AR !!! PEEE!!! G..
* (1) Explosion (2) Screams (3) Sound of falling bodies *

All eight are dead from the single rocket. EPIC my friends.

On the side note, multiplayer is awesome too, but that has been discussed previously.

PS
"Hunt" mode is pretty boring in co-op, and is rarely played too. I was referring to the classic co-op mode.
Posted 19 September, 2014. Last edited 19 September, 2014.
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