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Recent reviews by DJ AXLE

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26 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
44.7 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Garbage moderation. Tells you to join their discord to get unbanned, but you'll only get swamped with good goy paypiggies with special ranks pretending to be mods.
Posted 26 June, 2023.
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70.4 hrs on record
This is a wonderful roleplaying game. The dialogue is really well written and the quests are fun. The skill systems and combat feels great to master and offer really satisfying rewards. It took me 70 hours to complete this beast of a game and I enjoyed every second of it.
Posted 17 February, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
18.9 hrs on record
Khan is vapid and boring. Metro has turned into a point and click adventure and you never run out of bullets. Factions have too many resources for no reason other than to serve the dumb plot whoever wrote this garbage thought of and you unironically feel on railroad tracks through the whole game. Your character is forced into whatever situation the writers thought he *should* be in rather than what situation he *would* be in.
Posted 5 November, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
23.5 hrs on record
Wow. You drive a car in gotham, you fly, you beat up criminals and can look at their bones through x-ray (wish x-ray wouldn't go so deep for some segments with certain characters like catwoman or penguin). Wow. Just wow.

I like especially how the game makes very real-life similarities with penguin and donald trump. Batman is bernie sanders and he is on a mission for equal pay for equal work. Especially if you're a black guy with glasses on who know how to computer. "Thanks for upgrading my cool car black guy who I hired for IQ and not specific head-skull best suited for Africa! Please have sexual intercourse with white woman, luring them in with my fat paycheck!". I feel bad for Alfred, being a gay man who is not allowed to put up his rainbow flag in the batcave for us to bask in whenever we talk to him 5 billion times and trying to ignore the fact that he's ignoring the nipples on the batsuit. (there is no nipples on the batsuit, Alfred is using x-ray vision). Sexual harassment is only wrong if men do it. Except if the man is gay.

Very good game. I like a lot punch bad man but (???) why no black baddies? I would very much like to strangle, choke and reverse german suplex black people, women especially. Can't we have a game centered in Africa where batman has to save Liberia from super-criminals whose super power is chucking spears and dropping bananas for batman to slip on? I think it's time to look forward from Gotham and have Batman fight ISIS in Syria. Thank you for your time.
Posted 12 August, 2017.
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