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⚠️ May contain traces of skill and bad jokes
╚═━────━【 𝘎𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘳 • 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘳 • 𝘓𝘰𝘰𝘵 𝘎𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯 】────━═╝

🎮 IRL Level: 24
📍 Germany – where I live, rage and die with 40 ping
🧃 Fueled by Monster Energy, sarcasm & poor decision-making
🗣️ Languages: German, bad English & fluent keyboard smashing
📺 Twitch: kamuraofficial
▶️ YouTube: kamuraofficial

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🎮 **CURRENTLY SUFFERING IN**:
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🔫 **CS2** – spraying like a garden hose and still topfragging (somehow)
🌲 **Hunt: Showdown** – where stealth is a myth and panic is strategy
🚛 **ETS2** – illegally parking 18-wheelers across Europe
⚽ **Football Manager** – where I sign wonderkids and lose 6–0
🎮 **FIFA** – football? more like fist fight with a controller

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💀 **GAMEPLAY STYLE**:
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– Dies in the dumbest ways imaginable
– Blames lag in offline games
– Loots everything. Especially the wrong things.
– Rage quits, but respectfully
– 1% aim, 99% sound effects
– Lives off second chances, lucky headshots & team hard-carry
– Game sense? Never heard of her.

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🧠 **ACTUAL QUOTES YOU MAY HEAR**:
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> “It’s not bad aim, it’s *warning shots*.”
> “I’m not trash, I’m just early-game DLC.”
> “No aim, no brain, still insane.”
> “They didn’t win, I just lost harder.”
> “Skill issue? Nah, teammate issue.”
> “If I can’t win, I’ll at least be annoying.”
> “Victory is temporary. Salt is forever.”

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😎 If you're here to judge, at least leave a comment.
If you're here to laugh – grab a Monster, sit down, and watch the chaos.
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💀 Dies creatively in games he’s never played
🔥 Survives boss fights with 1 HP and pure panic
📦 Loot first, ask questions later


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“I’m not bad – I’m just *tactically unpredictable*.”
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