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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:18am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:58am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 11:00am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 4:17am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 8:26am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 11:52am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:17am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:54pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:26am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 5:56am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:52am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:55am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:00am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:13am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:24am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 6:44am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:24pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:54am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:21am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 10:17am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:51am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:51am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:15am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 9:07am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 11:51am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:53am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:32am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 9:07am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:55am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 10:17am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:14am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 9:18pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:00am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 4:17am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 6:44am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 8:37pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 12:58am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:31am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:43pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 5:56am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:34am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:31am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:14am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 12:33pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:14am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:38am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 6:44am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 8:26am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 11:51am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 9:23am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 8:38pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:32am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:07am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:20am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 9:17am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:55am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 9:30am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:32am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:33am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:32am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:34am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:34am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:56am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 6:07am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:46am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:22am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:25pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 12:58am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:26am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:55am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:59pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 10:37pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:43am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:43am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:01am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:07am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 9:23am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:56am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:45am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 8:36pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 8:36pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:31am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:31am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:55am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:56am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:19am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:29am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:48am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:00am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 10:43am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:43am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:21am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:30pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:33am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:53am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 2:29pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:56am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 12:24pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:31am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 6:06am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 5:56am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 6:05am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:09am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 3:25am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 10:23am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 11:37am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 11:41am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 11:40am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 12:48pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:27pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 1:10pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 6:06am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:32am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:49am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:34am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:46am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:46am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:22pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 3:26am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 3:26am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 11:40am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 11:55am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:42pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 8:43pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:41am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 10:40am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 12:09pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 9:15pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 11:53am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:17am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:41pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 5:57am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 6:48am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:28am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:56am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:02am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:18am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:25am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 11:55am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:16am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:56am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 6:07am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:00am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:01am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:16am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:16am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:22pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 11:37am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 11:37am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 3:43pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 8:07am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 May @ 7:20pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 May @ 7:20pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 6:27am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:16am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:09pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 3:25am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 11:28am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:21pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:15am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:36am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:16am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:16am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:23pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 3:26am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 11:40am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 11:41am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 12:49pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:22pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:23am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:41am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:41am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:44am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 7:17am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 8:46am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 7:01am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 11:53am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:56am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:29am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:49am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 9:35am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:22am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:42am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:12am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:30pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:58am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 3:25am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 3:26am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 11:37am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 11:37am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 11:37am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:23pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:24pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:29am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:32am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:50am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 3:07pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:25am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:41am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:41am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:52am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:08am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:05pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:21am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:26am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:31am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:43am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 5:44pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:55am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:25am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:26am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:46am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:46am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 7:13am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:35am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 7:36am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:35pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 7:13am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 10:39am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:21am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:22am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:23am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:24am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:31am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:38am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:53am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 7:24pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:18pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 10:39am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:30am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:30am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:17am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 8:55am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:30am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:16am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 9:35am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:53am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 12:59pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 10:39am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:30am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:26am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:39pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:04am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 May @ 7:20pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:41am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 9:47pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:28am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:52am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:24am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:39am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:30am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:06pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 10:56pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:08am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:35pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May @ 5:29pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 1:03pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:29am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May @ 7:20pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May @ 7:21pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:38am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:41am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:42am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 9:52am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:08am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 10:06pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 10:39am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:29am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:30am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:30am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 30 May @ 5:30pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 12:59pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:24pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:29am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:30am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:30am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 30 May @ 5:30pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 30 May @ 5:30pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 3:28am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:40am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:22am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 May @ 5:30pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:20am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 3:26am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 6:38am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:16am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May @ 5:30pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:54am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:05am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 8:51am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:18am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:26am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:06pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 15 May @ 7:20pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 5:56am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 11:14am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 7:33pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 3:20am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 10:02am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:43pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 10:39am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 May @ 5:30pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:21pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:00am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 8:12pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 7:24pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 30 May @ 5:30pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:29am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 9:29am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 3:27am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:10am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 May @ 7:23pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 15 May @ 7:20pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 15 May @ 7:20pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 15 May @ 7:22pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 15 May @ 7:22pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 15 May @ 7:23pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 15 May @ 7:23pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 15 May @ 7:23pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 15 May @ 7:23pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 May @ 7:20pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 May @ 7:20pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 May @ 7:23pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 May @ 7:20pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 15 May @ 7:35pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 30 May @ 5:30pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 30 May @ 5:30pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 30 May @ 5:30pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 15 May @ 7:20pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 May @ 7:25pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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