I just want to receive ONE blowjob from my queen: kamala harris.

I know it sounds crazy and ridiculous and will probably never happen, but it is my favorite fantasy. Just imagine the Democrat queen herself jerking off your ♥♥♥♥ and slowly sliding it into her tight throat. She has a huge neck so that must mean she has a large throat, perfect room for large ♥♥♥♥♥. I'm not even a democrat, she must hate me as a republican but she is willing to do it, so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot. it must feel amazing, those beautiful eyes staring right at you while she thinks about politics. Kamala is the one who got me Interested in politics from her beauty. I feel upset every time I jack off to her pictures knowing this should be real, but it's all an illusion. I would die just to be able to bust a load on Kamala's face. I would love to be douglas emhoff

The human anus can stretch up to 7 inches before taking damage.
A raccoon can squeeze into holes as tight as 4 inches, Meaning you can take almost two full raccoons up your ass. Believe in yourself.

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I sexually Identify as an Onii-chan. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of having sugoku kawaii imouto-chans and then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ them silly. People say to me that a person being an Onii-chan is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach a kawaii radar and my little sister to my crotch. From now on I want you guys to call me Onii-chan and respect my right to ♥♥♥♥ all sogoku kawaii imotou-chans. If you can't accept me as an Onii-chan, you're a Oniiphobe and need to check your sogokukawaiiimouto and the virginity of your child privileges. Thank you for understanding.

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE.

Deoxys really is the perfect pokemon to have sex with if you think about it. Speed form if you want a quickie💨, attack form if you want something rough 👀, defense form if you into them Muslims, and normal mode for vanilla stuff. Also bet Deoxys is good with those tentacles 😍 , wrapping around you as you finger her alien fuzzy, while her tentacles penetrate you buttocks, while also stroking your Willy Wonka...