Martin (aka Mart)
Pablo   Conroe, Texas, United States
 
 
Ok:ok::ok:, :arrow_up:️this:arrow_up:️ is :x:ABSOLUTE:x: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥:weary: :poop:♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥:poop:. I went to :eyes:see:hear_no_evil::see_no_evil: Cars:blue_car::red_car::taxi::police_car: in the :performing_arts:theater:ticket::ticket: yesterday:calendar:, and when :zap::zap:Lightning:zap::zap: McQueen got:ideograph_advantage: HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my :meat_on_bone:boner:meat_on_bone: engaged. When Lightning McQueen:bride_with_veil::bride_with_veil: :speaking_head:said:speaking_head::loud_sound: "Ka-Chow:boom::dizzy:!", I couldn't help:sos: it:flag_it:!!! I closed:closed_book: my :rolling_eyes:eyes:rolling_eyes:, and I :fearful:TORE my :eggplant:♥♥♥♥:eggplant: to shreds:scream:, using whip :revolving_hearts:like:revolving_hearts: motions:point_right::fist::fist: and pulled with :muscle::muscle:great force:muscle::muscle:. That was one:one: of the :ok:best:ok: nuts :nut_and_bolt::nut_and_bolt: I ever had:u6709:, just :thinking::thinking:thinking:thought_balloon: about it:flag_it: now :ideograph_advantage:gets:ideograph_advantage: me riled :point_up:️up:point_up:️. Thing is, I :nut_and_bolt:nutted:nut_and_bolt::weary: all over the kid:baby::boy: sitting :seat::seat: :arrow_forward:️right:arrow_forward:️:arrow_forward:️ next:arrow_right:️ to me, and his :no_good::no_good:mom:family: got:ideograph_advantage: all pissed:toilet: at me, :scream:screaming:scream: at me for :point_right::fist::weary:jacking:jack_o_lantern: off:mobile_phone_off: on:on: her son:boy::boy:. I :speaking_head:told:speaking_head: that ♥♥♥♥♥:dancers::dancers: to shut:zipper_mouth: the:zipper_mouth: ♥♥♥♥:zipper_mouth: up:point_up:️, and that :sweat_drops::sweat_drops:jacking:jack_o_lantern: off:mobile_phone_off: is a:a:️ :bouquet::cherry_blossom:natural:deciduous_tree::fallen_leaf:, artistic:paintbrush::paintbrush:, and beautiful:sparkles::sparkles: process. You should :smile:BE:smile:HAPPY:smile: that my semen:sweat_drops: is all over your son:boy:, maybe he can learn:school::school: a:a:️ lesson:books::closed_book: or two:v:️ about the culture and art:art: of jacking:jack_o_lantern: :mobile_phone_off:off:mobile_phone_off:. HOWEVER, the :movie_camera:movie:video_camera::clapper: theater:performing_arts::performing_arts: managers:older_man: :x:didn't:x: agree:ok: with me. They :boot:KICKED:boot: ME OUT of the :movie_camera:movie:clapper: theater :performing_arts:, and I :x:didn't:x: even:night_with_stars: finish:end::end: :eyes:watching:eyes: the Cars:blue_car::red_car::taxi::police_car: movie:cinema:. Not only THAT, but they made me :ocean::shower:clean:bathtub: up:up: my :sweat_drops:semen:sweat_drops::sweat_drops: after it:flag_it: already dried out and solidified on:on: the :seat:seats:seat:. THATS :scream:TORTURE:scream:!! Do you :thinking:know:thinking: :question:how hard:question: it:flag_it: is to :shower:clean:shower::shower: semen:sweat_drops: after:end: its:flag_it::flag_it: dried out? You :bathtub:CLEAN:bathtub: :droplet:semen:droplet::umbrella:️ :end:after its:flag_it: :cucumber::potato:FRESH:sweet_potato::eggplant::tomato: out of your :eggplant:♥♥♥♥:eggplant:, not an :clock130:hour:clock430: after you :weary:♥♥♥♥♥♥♥:droplet:nutted:weary:. This is :a:️a:a:️ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥:weary: OUTRAGE:rage::triumph::triumph:. Do you really expect me to not whip out my ♥♥♥♥:eggplant: and jack:jack_o_lantern: off:mobile_phone_off::mobile_phone_off: when :information_source:️i:information_source:️ see :eyes: a :a:️ HOT:fire::fire::fire_engine: sex:eggplant::peach: scene:video_camera::clapper: in :a:️a:a:️ movie:cinema:? Either :x:don't:x: ban:raised_hand: sex:eggplant::peach: scenes:clapper: in :movie_camera:movies:cinema:, or LET ME :jack_o_lantern:jack:jack_o_lantern: off:mobile_phone_off: in your :performing_arts:theater:performing_arts:, :hole::hole:♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥:peach:.
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Ishnzel 12 Jun @ 11:32am 
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T☈IPPY 9 May @ 10:40pm 
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Goob 18 Feb, 2017 @ 9:50am 
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Perpetual Failure 23 Jul, 2016 @ 11:10am 
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Perpetual Failure 19 Jun, 2016 @ 10:37am 
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